blueben_d 40 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 You know you are a true Scot if...........1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!7. Ye measure distance in minutes.8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel.14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, iron-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.17. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words; how's it hingin clatty boggin cludgie pished get it up ye wee beasties erse bandit amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nuggetAnd finally......A wee Glesga wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's ah'm heatin'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luffy 5 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i'm german Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 762 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Aufurfuksake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ade 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Im english quarter scottish part irish with abita greek Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dado 334 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Dinnaebesodaft.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 762 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Im english quarter scottish part irish with abita greek a bit Port Vale? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdriebear 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 awanhaudyerwheeshed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ade 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Im english quarter scottish part irish with abita greek a bit Port Vale? its in the blood Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenage bear 5 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Some great sayings there that I havent heard since my dad passed away.Infact I think he once used all of 19 in one sentence, he wasnt a happy man that night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 762 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Infact I think he once used all of 19 in one sentence, he wasnt a happy man that night Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_RFC87 762 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Im english quarter scottish part irish with abita greek a bit Port Vale? its in the blood im in the same boat, not with PV tho Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs-Burke 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 British B) x Mrs Burke x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff crap in the head 120 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 British B) x Mrs Burke x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ade 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Im english quarter scottish part irish with abita greek a bit Port Vale? its in the blood im in the same boat, not with PV tho with rangers? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs-Burke 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 British B) x Mrs Burke x B) x Mrs Burke x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkyandthebrain 0 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I'm mice. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts