blueben_d 40 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks intoAsda in Dundee with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities atthem all the way through the entrance.The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to AsdaNice children you've got there -- are they twins?"The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's 9 and the youngerone, she's 7. Why the hell would you think they'retwins?..... Do you think they look alike, ya dickead?""Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believeanyone would s**g you twice!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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