Dan Deacon 55,734 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 A beautiful young woman, on an international flight, asked the priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?""Of course you may. What can I do for you?""Well, I bought this expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid that they'll confiscate it from me. Is there anyway that you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?""I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.""With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."When they got to Customs, the young lady let the priest go ahead of her. The Customs Officer asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?""From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."The Officer thought this answer strange, so he asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?""I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."Roaring with laughter, the Officer said, "God bless you, Father, go ahead." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jeremy Clement 0 Posted January 21, 2007 Share Posted January 21, 2007 A donkey and a chicken are crossing a field, when unexpectedly the donkey falls down a well shaft."Ah crap" says the chicken, "How will i get you out"."Go get that BMW down the road and a length of rope, tie the rope to the car, throw down the rope and pull me out" replies the donkey.The chicken goes to get a BMW and manages to pull the donkey out as instructed.Two weeks later the pair are on the same walk and the chicken befalls the same misfortune as his friend had previously."Ah crap" says the chicken "Youd better get the BMW and the rope""Not at all" replies the donkey, while simultaneously hanging his p*nis down to the bottom of the well. "Climb up this".Moral of the story?You don't need a flash motor to pull a bird when you're hung like a donkey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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