Canadaready 9,437 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 >25 signs you have grown up...>>>1. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.>>>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.>>>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.>>>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.>>>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.>>>6. You watch the Weather Channel>>>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook-up and break-up">>>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.>>>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".>>>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door >won't turn down the stereo.>>>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.>>>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.>>>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.>>>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.>>>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.>>>16. You take naps.>>>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.>>>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather >than settle, your stomach.>>>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and >pregnancy tests.>>>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good [censored]".>>>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.>>>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to >drink that much again.">>>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.>>>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar!>>>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead >of asking "Oh [censored] what the hell happened?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff crap in the head 120 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 I drink in halls before i go out to save money Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luffy 5 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricksen_da_best 2,034 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i hope thats more than 15 charachters! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie! 8 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff crap in the head 120 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 i hope thats more than 15 charachters! Have you been in a coma the last ten minutes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Juve 1 Posted December 18, 2006 Share Posted December 18, 2006 >10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door >won't turn down the stereoMy neighbors havent complained yet..........cant blame them haha :ph43r: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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