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25 Signs You Have Grown Up


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>25 signs you have grown up...

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>1. Your houseplants are alive and you can't smoke any of them.

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>2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

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>3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

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>4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

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>5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

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>6. You watch the Weather Channel

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>7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook-up and break-up"

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>8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

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>9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up".

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>10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door

>won't turn down the stereo.

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>11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

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>12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

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>13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

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>14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

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>15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

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>16. You take naps.

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>17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

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>18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather

>than settle, your stomach.

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>19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and

>pregnancy tests.

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>20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good [censored]".

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>21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

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>22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to

>drink that much again."

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>23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

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>24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar!

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>25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead

>of asking "Oh [censored] what the hell happened?"

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