Won't you just be trying to take over the world? Yes but it's how I'm doing it that is the problem. Ok, I'll let you in on it, you've twisted my arm. There is a reason we have been having crazy weather recently, it's because on my last expedition to the north pole I created an industrial strength solar powered hair drier. My aim was to blow some polar bears into orbit so they may have the chance to travel to the southern hemisphere for some nice penguin snacks. I would then start my rule as Emperor of Antarctica, then once those pesky penguins were out of the way I would conquer the south pole and then work my way in. But there was a flaw in my plan, the ISSPHD was not mounted properly and blew off its makeshift stand. It is now skimming it's way around the globe and has warmed the sea up by 3 degrees. I now have a bunch of polar bears after me and the penguins aren't too chuffed either.