Monkey Butler

Watched it on catch up. Bit of a dull affair in all honesty, Verstappen was never in any danger of being caught. Thought Perez might have given us some excitement at the end by challenging Bottas for 3rd place after his second stop, but that was a damp squib as well.

Is there a GoFundMe link I can send a donation to? I know a guy with a couple of big tricolours if you want to borrow them for marketing photos.

Technically not true mate. In the article they described him as a Scotland, Rangers and Liverpool icon. I think you're looking too deeply into it. They didn't attach any Rangers reference to Stuart McCall and his comments.

Apologies mate, just trying to figure out where everyone is from so I can congratulate them on their victories.

Being a magnanimous sort, I'd like to congratulate all the English people on the thread. Your team played well.

Being a magnanimous sort, I'd like to congratulate all the Croatians on the thread. Your team played well.

Haste ye back brave Scotland.

I'll say one thing for Steve Clarke, at least he's not wearing a suit with white trainers.

Don't rise to it mate.

Kevin Gallacher trying to say the word 'about' is a national embarrassment.

I don't know about anyone else, but I was also closing my eyes whilst singing Flower of Scotland there.

Here we go. The thread I mean, not the game.

Could you not have waited at home instead?

That was a cracking race. Huge gamble from Red Bull with that second stop but it worked a treat. Always great to see Hamilton lose.

Fully tuned in.

You've seen the tricep as well?

What the fuck could I possibly be up to in the F1 thread?

He's fuck all without his box cutter mate.

Challenge him to a square go malky.

I should point out it took me fucking ages to find your @ handle because I forgot you couldn't spell ftp right. Ya big strong spastic bastard.

Verstappen takes pole for tomorrow.

Just assumed I was going to open the thread and see a picture of @Malkytfp1

Didn't we already put the argument to bed about how the Scotland fanbase is made up mostly by Rangers fans? Granted, none from your super staunch RSC or pals group, but the stats don't lie. I just love talking about Scotland mate. I find it weird that you don't.

Think you need a new tool for your toolbox. Genuinely mystified why this is upsetting you so much.

The Scotland team were here before the SNP and they'll still be here when the SNP finally implodes.