Reminds me of the story about Jock Wallace. Supposedly back in the '70s, we were drawing 1-1 with the Sheep and the referee blew right on 90mins, no stoppage time or anything. Jock asked the ref about it and the ref said, 'Sorry Jock, I've got a wedding to go to.' Jock is meant to have said back, 'Aye, I bet it's your mother and father's.' Would love that to be true, but I suspect it's just a good tale.