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It was me that wrote that, but in a Devil's Advocate kind of way. You cannot say that terracing will never return to big game football.

Tragically, Burtons has them from time to time.

It's when a chap's underwear shrinks as he is wearing it, constricts his nutsack and affects his thinking. Calvinists split From Kleinists in the Great Pahnt Schism of 1814.

Why would someone not?

He's hopeless with outbreaks of brilliance.

If Davis and McGregor can see past £20,000 every WEEK to play for Rangers, I hope they do leave. Dear me. At what point do they think, 'There's guys in the stands raising a family on minimum wage. I'm taking the piss here!'? Greedy cunts.

oAre you a qualified psychiatrist? If not, then you're in no position to second guess a diagnosis. You don't need a formal conspiracy when like interests converge anyway.

That's what I mean though; couldn't the club say, 'Fuck off, we have our rules for whoever visits the stadium'. SPL guidelines have no weight in law.

Talk about a dilema.

I'll drive him. How far is Blackburn?

So did Jelavic.

Is he the guy that scored two goals less than Goodwillie?

Good. Hold out for at least £1,500,000 then punt The fucking Grinch.

Told you I knew nothing.

It probably is true; he probably is claiming that. On planet Earth however, this negligent donkey-fondler has been exposed as a shill. The smart money is on him being no more than a speculative, snake-oil salesman that the tottie-howkers continue to enrich, despite each 'exclusive' being nothing more than a turd dipped in an old women's diahorrea. He is to journalism what 'para' is to 'Olympic'.

I know nothing about employment law, but could the fact that he's a cunt not affect his chances at arbitration?

He probably negotiated his own payoff and ended up owing Whyte money. Whyte - "Here, ya bald fuck, there's a cheque for £400,000. Empty yer desk and take yer face fur a shite!" Bain - "Naw, fuck that! A waant 65 notes, a hunner-pound wurth u JJB vouchers n' a taxi tae Rothesay!"

If the rumours are true, he's certainly been offered more than he is worth.

That's not the point, whether he is a regular or not, he's still an employee of the playing staff. In theory, would you support Cuellar doing it if it meant Rangers got him for fuck all?

Hand. Off. Bitten.

Had he not already?

Yes.

I bet you'd have no problem with Cuellar doing it to Aston Villa though.

I blame Calvinism myself.

Are standing enclosures even illegal? Were/are they not just recommendations of the Taylor Report?