OneDavidCooper

When does your mate leave infant school?

To say we have been kicked off the park is disingenous to say the least. Quite simply, we have been out fought, out thought, out played and outed as a side with no real pattern of play and too many charlatans. The only reason why we keep winning is superior fitness coming from full time status. The football is horrid, the lack of intensity shameful and the writing is on the wall for many.

I would rather eat my own shit than see Terry Butcher managing Rangers. A complete clown.

GOAT Answer to your question: You need to improve your posting. Your readers are beginning to despair at your banality.

GOAT Can post about only one topic. Does fuck all else

Can someone explain to me how Portland have played Montreal and New York despite them being in a different league? :huh: :huh:

The problems are numerous: ATTITUDE There is a serious lack of intensity about our play. Too many players feel they can cruise during games. They can't. They aren't fucking good enough to do that. There is a lack of committment with too few players willing to put their body on the line for the cause. There are some who are here for the wrong reason. The likes of Templeton, Sheils and Black are vastly overrated. Some such as the Greek defender, Cribari, Perry and Faure are frankly not good enough to pay professsional football. There is not enough desire, no real sense of unity and a lack of verve. TACTICS Instead of keeping it simple with 4-4-2 we have attempted to accomodate nonentities like Shiels by adopting systems which suit few. We play the percentages too often by lumping the ball into the opposition half and attempting to build play from there. This doesn't suit some of our players and is a gift for the opposition who want to see us playing football more suited to the 4th tier of Scottish football. Why has Little spent 3/4 of the season out wide when he is the most natural finisher at the club? Just one of many mysteries. QUALITY Occasional moments of inspiration have got us out of many difficult situations. In the main though, only our extra fitness has earned us so many points. Many games being settled late on when the opposition are breathing out of their arses or down to 10 men. DEFENDING Shambolic.

He's a gob shite pretend hard man who really is just a coward. I detest him as a player and as a professional. Worse still, he doesn't give a shit either about the standard of his displays or the club itself. The sooner he is history the better.

I'm not so sure. Things change quickly in football. Another Annan type result and attitudes will change immeasurably.

I notice the Goat's equally tiresome obsession with Gregg Wylde continues unabated too.

"Craig Whyte is an excellent businessman?"

Are you a Liberal Democrat voter?

I think you need to get out more mate.

Are you the new pope then?

I don't know why but that really made me laugh. Just washing the carlsberg off my laptop

Don't be so fucking daft. He was player of the season by a fucking mile. Quality player.

He also states that Bocanegra was a debatable signing too. Fucking clueless some people.

Ok, here goes nothing. Steve Maclaren Desperate for a return to management so would not be deterred by managing a div 2 club. Was a very influential coach at the red scum when they won the treble. Took Middlesbrough to a league cup triumph and then a european final. Won a league title in Holland with an unfashionable club. Has a record for developing youngsters. Will encourage a more progressive style of football. The England job stigma won't haunt him in Scotland (although the brolly and false Dutch accent might). Ok, I'll get my coat.

I'm summoning up the courage. Be patient with me.

The red twat was helping Ned Lennon out a couple of weeks ago. Rangers fan my arse.

I know who I would appoint but if I say who it is I'll endure ridicule for the rest of the decade.

Gallacher Cole, Hegarty, Jig, Wallace McKay, Macleod, Hutton, Templeton Little, Naismith

Wrestling is for taigs

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I think I have a suggestion as to who would be perfect for the job moving forward. But, although he has no connections whatsoever with the dark side, I daren't name him for fear of ridicule.