Darth Bear

Well done to all involved

As a fellow auld cunt this has piqued my interest and I would be interested in joining in next year if I am able to get over. Looks like great fun although the real pain that will kick in after the event will probably not be so pleasant. You should post earlier next year to maybe give people who want to join in a chance to get ready and to remind them about it. All the best mate I will send a donation when I get my laptop unpacked (just emigrated) and I get access to my bank

I have genuinely done something similar, it hurts

I'm off to live in a place with bears, wolves and wild pigs Will be fun seeing the reactions of people coming across me in the woods on the side of the mountains as I chop wood

Been growing a beard over the winter for a few years now to see how much mud I can get in it Back to my clean shaven baby face now Thanks for all the donations folks it is much appreciated.

Cheers folks for all the support. I have always said that what I go through running these things is nothing compared to what the people we are trying to help have been through. The fact that my work will add to any funds that we raise is a bonus so a big thanks to you all for for your help in making the buggers pay This will be the last time that I will be able to get DHL to contribute and could possibly be my last Tough Mudder so hopefully we smash the target.

I had a load of fun will update you later when @govanblue is ready but basically the same deal as last year where any funds raised will be matched up to £600 so a little bonus thrown in. I think that photos will have to wait a week or two

@govanblue you need to get something started

They let their club lie. Cunts.

I will donate later this week when I get time.

Did we not agree a date for a rearranged fixture with a club when we had a free midweek and be refused permission to play it?

Sore It was brutal, I know that I was happy with the rain but the hailstorm was taking the piss still managed to help a hundred people over several obstacles and a couple of hip flasks were consumed so managed them goals. As for time we took just over 6 hours which we believe to be a British record but unfortunately I believe we lose out on the world record to a runner known only as Darth Vader. Considering he only has one leg and needs a mask to breathe we'll give him that. Crazy fucker has done over 100 tough mudders. Proud of you all for all the donations which we know goes to a worthwhile cause

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Cigarettes and hip flask on course

On site now enjoying a Jaegermeister and doing a rain dance

Excellent news it seems like we have been forecast rain which should mean extra mud

It will wash the mud out of my mouth that's all that will matter to me by then

Hey you do get a free beer after you know

So I got the course map today and it looks like fun I even started training this week and have walked to work and back all week Will travel up on Friday and have a practise for the after run drinks

To make things a bit more fun I have signed up for the competitive wave which is timed and has prize money. Still sounds a bit too easy so I'll have to go for a new record of the slowest time ever To help slow me down I plan on multiple fag breaks, maybe a wee picnic and to help at least a hundred people through a few of the obstacles. Any other ideas of daft things to do are welcome

This is the one Ive been looking in and totally oblivious

Fuck the snow and fuck the pope and something about an orange rope

Wish the ref had let it go on a bit longer, I was quite enjoying watching that cunt get slapped around.

Saw Combat Stress thanking the Hillbillies on facebook, well done to all involved