Hilly86

This. Seriously. A lump at centre-forward would be more productive than this shit.

Brilliant!

Can I come and watch you work instead?

I know...feel like ending myself just for daring to think that's an improvement these days...

Forrester for Holt, first sub to be able to put his shirt on the right way round for Miller. Even if it's Waghorn.

So rare that they shit themselves when it happens...cue another Wallace "cross" to nobody...

We are...every single game.

Never! Being brave, maintaining the movement of the thread, always learning...

A guess at what the MW team will be, as opposed to wishful thinking... Foderingham Tavernier Kiernan Hill Hodson Windass Halliday Toral Waghorn Miller McKay

Appreciated the bolding of the "Halliday can tackle" assertion, just to make sure I'd read it right :)

Chronic lack of pace, or even the inclination to try and run fast, shown up badly here.

The way he's showing the falling snow who's tougher is heroic...

Slow enough for a portrait painting...still better than Kiernan and Wilson.

The shit Rob Kiernan...what a concept!

If that's a positive we're looking at, can we just give up?

Even now, despite the rage after each shit performance and/or result, some indication of honesty about what we can all see happening constantly, some evidence that repeated failure from individuals isn't going to be excused all the time, would get him some leeway. It just doesn't ever look like happening.

It's admirable to want to be a very attacking team, playing nice football, but when that is completely dysfunctional, not giving himself the option to be more defensive is just negligent.

Garner, a non-scoring centre forward being asked to play up front on his own; O'Halloran, the one player who can be described as a wide player yet rarely starts in a team that plays 4-3-3; similarly, Waghorn and Dodoo are career strikers who are asked to play in wide roles that they are demonstrably incapable of doing; Senderos, not trusted for obvious reasons but begs the question as to why he draws a wage; Crooks, a 6ft 4 defensive midfielder who isn't trusted to replace the most lightweight midfield that can't defend...

Yes, the team he has assembled, including free transfers who aren't good enough. And what money he has been given has been spent on players who are either out of place in the way he is determined to play, or not trusted at all. The return on investment is poor and worrying that he'll continue to waste it in future isn't a silly notion.

It's less of an achievement when all the other teams are even worse than us...

The team that he assembled. Lots of forwards who can't attack, not a bit of backbone or muscle to be found.

Someone buy him Football Manager 2017, let him play pretendy forwards and shitehawk midfielders there.

As much as it hurts, some of those players will know that they're shite and incapable of giving any more. That they're at Rangers is his fault. Just go away.

It would be nice to get some idea that he doesn't wave them off after a shit performance with soothing words, just once. The thought of some of them getting another pep talk after that is sickening.

That would work for me. Score and win tomorrow and I'll be Warburton-esque in excusing him for being shit forever more