TEFTONG

Nice bit of business by City. Manchester City have completed the signing of Portugal right-back Joao Cancelo from Juventus for £60m. The agreement sees City full-back Danilo, 28, move in the opposite direction for a fee of £34.1m.

The best thing about the IGNORE feature is that provided nobody quotes the utter trumpet/loonball/prick you or I have on IGNORE you or I can have some fun working out what utter drivel and pish they have posted. Even better when a couple of decent Bear's rip the mince and manage to do it without quoting. Great start to my Wednesday morning.

Ftfy.

Who the Fuck is Tony Evans..? And why did the Independent give him the platform..?

In before the move...

I do like John Gruden.

I did like the bit where he said he was a hypocrite as when we do 55 he is on the pitch. Even if he isn't even at the game.

Going to enjoy the rest of this in my bed. I do love how David Edgar nails exactly just how predictable the media are when it comes to Rangers and our support. So I'm taking his sound advice. Stick two fingers up at the haters and just imagine how wonderful the meltdown will be when we win a trophy. 55 will send them fucking over the edge. The fact we have trumpets on here who were spouting the same anti supporter pish within minutes of full time is truly dreadful.

Woeful from England.

When Joel Wilson gives you OUT .. You just review it .. #Fact #Ashes Michael Vaughan spot on. Just how poor have both these umpires been.

When you look at his dismissal in the first innings you wonder if he has forgotten he is an actual cricketer. I've seen him in the flesh at a 20/20 game and he was sublime. Bowled magnificently and batted for a superb 50 off 22 balls. But in recent times his confidence and performances have been woefully inadequate. It's not easy to bowl I've tried it and boy did I look foolish. But he is a professional.

Personally hope he has a nightmare today. But doubt it. I would love to see England go for it, but after watching Root bowl with a new ball that was 7 overs old it sort of gave the game away that they are going to be ultra negative and attempt to secure a draw.

Tom Brady got a nice wee pay rise with his 2 year extension. Still unbelievable he is only the 6th highest paid QB in the League.

As soon as City took off Silva and brought on Gundogan they seemed to take a step back 10 yards. Bravo is usually pretty good at penalties. But can't believe City didn't finish this off earlier.

England have bowled worse than a Sunday league amateur and Roots field placements have been woeful. Moen Ali is truly dreadful. Rain to help England get a draw..??

It's to celebrate the 125 year anniversary. I wish they would stick with it for the rest of the season.

England need to mix it up v Smith. A couple of bouncers or a full yorker. it's going to be some finish to this match.

These two umpires should never officiate a test match again. Woefully inadequate. No surprise Warner pretended he didn't hit it. England need to keep the pressure on.

Get a 50 Woakes. 100 in front. Nice to see Jimmy out there smiling.

Man City for a threepeat.

Had a good laugh last night watching the Hollies stand ripping the piss every delivery after a failed Aussie review. Hoping England go a bit gung ho this morning and get a 150 (or more)lead.

Just as well the convicts have never been involved in any ball tempering allegations. How the Fuck did the umpires agree to change that ball..? It was like they gave them a brand new cherry when you seen the bloody swing they got out of it. Umpires have been fucking awful in this test. Burns is drawing this out a bit.