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You have to feel for john hartson here.

Would hope we'd be looking for people who see that and think, "Winning this league is essential to the club and the fans so it's essential to me." If they have that mentality and come short by a couple of points or something I doubt anyone's going to want to see them get the bullet.

Hawd on the noo.

A good manager knows how and when to do a kick up the arse and an arm round the shoulder. Beale doesn't know how to do either.

Yin twa three a cloak fower a cloak roak.

When chapman billies leave Ramsey Street...

Wouldn't be the strangest question asked of a Rangers manager at a presser these days.

tarrier meltdown on Twitter about this is fucking brilliant.

Mate there was someone asking about Dublin Loyal a few months ago, thought I remembered someone on here who was talking about it years ago. Was that you?

Should have countered that by saying that you really like to see two women kissing. Off the hook immediately imo.

*did

Sending a life-size cardboard thing of Brains from Thunderbirds to Ibrox via UPS to see if they'll replace Beale with it. Watch this space.

Set phasers tae malky.

Second time in about three pages.

Are you perhaps a golfer as well?

How come you've managed to become halfway literate in the last couple of hours?

I see, he meant cunts instead of counts.

You were in a very respected school with noblemen?

This is somecunt on a burner phone. Probably Tam Cowan.

Honestly wouldn't have expected Tam Cowan to sign up on a Rangers forum.

You'll never find him, he's got miles of tunnels to hide in.

Welcome to RM @The Gates OF IBROX, get right intae them mate.

If either of them are appointed that's it for me. Surely it would never happen.

The only respect I give the guy now is to type the name 'Beale' with a capital. Because he's still our manager. Hope to be typing 'beale' soon.