AllySnackBar

This would do for starters.

Tree-mendously funny - I see what you did there. What's her name? Twiggy?

You've done it again It's 'to' not 'too' - either that or you are trembling with anger so much that you're tapping that letter 'o' too much. And how is it an insult to the manager ya beast? It's just a name - yours makes no sense either ffs

Well, we beat the (then) SPL leaders recently and today we were playing the bottom club in the SFL - I have to confess to being surprised

Whereas YOUR name is the height of wit and repartee

I think you mean "Get this cunt to fuck" - meaning that you are indicating that you would like the fellow to leave because you disagree with his opinion. You may have meant to say "Get this cunt too, fuck" - meaning that you are indicating you wish the fellow and other(s) to leave and are heartily fed up with the whole situation (hence the 'fuck' at the end).

That would bring a tear to a glass eye mate - beautiful just beautiful

He is one lucky lucky man - he's only still with the team because of all the shit we've been through - ordinarily he would have been shipped out this season. He's very good at kissing the badge and tapping his temple in a 'I'm-the-wise-head-on-old-shoulders' way though

This.

What is the worst then?

Obsessed? How so? Weirdo? Eh? Tell you what - I'll check with you before I post on here - will that do?

Super Ally

Needs to be judged on football ability? Are you stupid? He needs to be judged on RESULTS not football ability

John Greig was a legend - was he given as much time and consideration as Alistair McCoist?