Jakes Pal

Good record and fair enough, however this will be a test of character if nothing else given the relapse into the same old routine against Sheepie and the Cypriots, and especially with Hearts finding a wee bit of form with 4 wins on the bounce. Will not be betting any money on this one, too tight to call.

Worst thing is, his Old Hag of a Maw would be so proud. Where is a rogue Chinese spy satellite crashing down from the sky when you need one?

You do not have to use too much imagination to see in your mind the screeching outrage from the usual suspects, if the next time The King is in Scotland, Clement & the first team squad visited to pay their respects. Pandering to the bigots and sectarian elements in the support, meddling in politics, traitors to Scotland showing respect to an English King, and so on. Got to wonder what the presumably Buddhist (Japan does have a small RC minority mind you) Japanese & Koreans in their squad made of this silly pantomime show pandering to the RC hardcore nut jobs in their support. Needless to say the MSM in Scotland are enthusiastically buying into the dewy eyed mythology of the charitable organisation, open to all, playing football simply for the love of it etc, whilst at the same time blithely ignoring the true sectarian/racist/anti-Semitic nature of many of its supporters, and of course, the horrific scandal that this rancid organisation shamelessly continues to deny and try to distance itself from. Someone in Half Baw Heid's PR department made a boo boo thinking that a photo shoot with that Mhob was a good idea.

Greig the Gander?

Or, of course Geese can be ducks or swans. Just saying, can't be too careful when it comes to gender/species recognition these days.

Lots of beer and cheap fortified wine, lots and lots of wine.

Same old same old, but to be fair PC did stress that he was no miracle worker and that it would take time to turn a squad riddled with bottle merchants, into out and out winners. Obviously there will have to be departures and additions to the squad in order to achieve this goal, but until then we just have to hope that Clement can get a tune out of what he has at the moment to deliver at least, bare minimum requirement, a piece of silverware this season.

Same size as Ibrox. We need to be 100% more intensive from the start in the final than we were today. Almost an action repeat from the defeat at Ibrox, they scored early and then dug in looking to hit on the counter. We lost the most direct of simple goals today, big punt header, finish, if we cannot defend against the most basic of tactics then we are in trouble. That being said, we still dominated the game today, and I am as certain as I can be that we will give Sheepie a good old fashioned shearing come the 17th.

Dearie me, back to the same old it would seem.

Battering our heads ahead a brick wall here, got to hope it starts to crumble soon.

Always considered myself more of a Muttley.

It was a fucking goal, one more than we have scored. That is all that matters at he moment.

As expected Sheepie are bustin their baws chasing and closing down. They will tire, just got to hope that we can pick them off when they do, at the moment though, not looking too hopeful.

Well, well, well, did not see that coming, thought it would be another pounding. Despite two penalties and an attempt to play next Sellik goal is the winner by the ref, they could not beat an utter pish Motherwell. Got to take advantage tomorrow now and perhaps start to sow a few seeds of doubt into the minds of those oh so arrogant bastards who were/are convinced that this seasons Title will be another procession for Them. Some might think that if only we were playing St J or County away rather than Sheepie tomorrow, who despite their gash form will as usual fight like Spartan warriors, however if we come away from Muttonville with all three points from (arguably) our second hardest away trip, then it will send out the message that we are going to do our best to hunt those bastards down in the League.

Make a change talking about themselves and their rancid Club rather than us. Watching those fuckers tear into each other is always enjoyable.

I will be surprised if they do not come close to bettering the result they had against Sheepie, even if Motherwell do not abjectly surrender Sheepie style to that Mhob. As you said Well are utter pish and we would all do well to temper expectations of anyone taking points from Them other than ourselves.

What sort of action are they (The Groin Mhob) talking about? Are we going to see a squadron of flying attack sharks doing a kamikaze dive into the directors box? 🍿 at the ready.

Potential thud & blunder encounter tonight at East End Park (those steak bridies Man ) in the Cup, Dunfermline v Raith. Might be worth tuning in on a cold Friday night if nothing else planned. BBC Scotland channel 7.45.

Absolutely not in question, the five way agreement, Sevco's European registration, Rangers are deid, and so on. As predictable as Monday following Sunday. And of course the legal actions will not be mentioned, nothing to do with them, separate entity and all that.

Wait until you discover it is for the East Stand. (We are not supposed to call it the Sellik End anymore apparently). I would imagine that there are still a fair number of the Sheepie allocation in the hands of Rangers supporters.

If I remember correctly is was something to do with the lockdown restrictions. Wee Nippy refused to release her stranglehold on Scottish pubs until a good while after restrictions were eased in the rest of the UK (for our own good of course, thank you blessed Dear Leader), so a fair number jumped on the train to Carlisle, only about an hour from Glasgow, to take in a game and enjoy a pint, and obviously a bit of more over exuberant entertainment as well.

Probably the only thing they can do if the degree of clusterfuck is as serious as it seems to be. In their desperation to sell their tickets to prove a point about the 50/50 split, they have made humiliated themselves to the point of ridicule. Even if they somehow track down some of the sales that went to Rangers fans, there is no way that they will trace them all and we are looking at a situation where there would be many a Bear behind enemy lines. If they do cancel all the sales and start again, it is inevitable that some Mutton Molesters will have their tickets cancelled and will be either unable or unwilling to make another purchase. Marvellous stuff, , absolutely, only in Scottish football.

Most likely scenario, however if it becomes apparent that a large number of Bears have procured tickets for the Sheepie areas then then the Polis would face the nightmare scenario of having to remove them from hostile areas and there would be absolute mayhem as a result. An option to reduce the segregation area could be considered but with a heavier Polis/Steward presence on the dividing line. We will just have to and and see how many tickets (if any) have been obtained by Rangers supporters for the opposition areas.

Sheepie would probably gladly accept if the SPFL simply awarded Sellik four 3-0 walkovers at the start of the season and save them bother of turning up for their appointed beatings. Don't think That Mhob would be so happy with such an arrangement mind you, their goal difference would take a huge hit.

I always thought that Judge Dredd's chin was exaggerated beyond the realm of physical possibility, seems not. 2000AD Loyal.