Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 "here mate need you to sign here""no problem""gonnae dae me a favour?""whit?""ye better start clearing that sh**e up outside your gate, ive stood on it twice this week""well its no' ma dugs, but ill clean it, cheers for lettin me know""aye ye better or am no deliverin here anymore"Danny gets angry."whit ye mean, you're no deliverin it here? i told u, its not my dugs""aye well am no delivering it alright? get it cleaned""who u think you're talkin to? might be ****in good if you bothered puttin the right letters through the right ****in doors an doin ur ****in job properly""whit ye talkin aboot?"Danny goes into house, picks up mail"here, thats my grans (3 letters), thats my other neighbours (2), thats a guy's bankcard who lives in govan and thats a bill that got delivered three weeks late cos it went through next ****ing doors letterbox - and ive got a ?30 pound charge for it""thats no ma fault""do you put them through the letterboxes?""aye""well ****in put them through the right ones ya stupid ****"Danny throws letters to ground"and you're moaning about standin on dug sh**e thats no even in my garden? Go ahead, stop deliverin, its no like you done it in the ****ing first place"guy mutters something"who the **** are you talkin to?""ah didnae say anythin""right get them picked up and get the **** out of my ****in face"Danny slams door.He chose the wrong day to start on me let me tell you.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie! 8 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 put him in his place danny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 put him in his place danny i was seriously ready to fly for him, im raging! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Euronymous Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
allyharp 2 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 We're behind you danny! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chambo 197 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 C'mon the posty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 C'mon the posty. checked out the window - he picked them up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueben_d 40 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 it'll no be a dogs mess he stands in tomorrow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 it'll no be a dogs mess he stands in tomorrow know anywhere i can hire a ton of manure to be dropped of at his front gate? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox21081706 0 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 LMFAO!! dug st!te always causes a great deal of contention (and hilarity) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Steins Winner 0 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 <piss> postie Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 <piss> postie heard any news on what happened last night? ive not been out yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Steins Winner 0 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 <piss> postieheard any news on what happened last night? ive not been out yet. No nothing mate itll probs be in th evening times but Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chambo 197 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 it'll no be a dogs mess he stands in tomorrow know anywhere i can hire a ton of manure to be dropped of at his front gate? Don't get them to deliver it, it'll go to the wrong front door! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 <piss> postieheard any news on what happened last night? ive not been out yet. No nothing mate itll probs be in th evening times but ill keep my ear to the ground Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 it'll no be a dogs mess he stands in tomorrow know anywhere i can hire a ton of manure to be dropped of at his front gate? Don't get them to deliver it, it'll go to the wrong front door! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poetry_In_Blue 1,043 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Classic Next time let your dog loose on him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Steins Winner 0 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 <piss> postieheard any news on what happened last night? ive not been out yet. No nothing mate itll probs be in th evening times but ill keep my ear to the ground It must be quite serious,is it still taped off this morning? So i know what bus to get to work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 <piss> postieheard any news on what happened last night? ive not been out yet. No nothing mate itll probs be in th evening times but ill keep my ear to the ground It must be quite serious,is it still taped off this morning? So i know what bus to get to work. no idea, doubt it though, my dad got a taxi and there was no problems, dont see them holding off the morning rush Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Steins Winner 0 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 <piss> postieheard any news on what happened last night? ive not been out yet. No nothing mate itll probs be in th evening times but ill keep my ear to the ground It must be quite serious,is it still taped off this morning? So i know what bus to get to work. no idea, doubt it though, my dad got a taxi and there was no problems, dont see them holding off the morning rush Good point,cheers (beer1) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Official FM Thread 0 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Classic mate.. Our posties are a bloody waste of space too.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Del Juve 1 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 My posties niceThough it gets annoying when door bell goes and have to jump (or fall) out of bed and answer the door....Swear she knows when im in my bed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadaready 9,437 Posted December 20, 2006 Share Posted December 20, 2006 Queens the Hard Man If you said that to me I would pinch your nipples. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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