GF John

PSG is the obvious choice. Struggling a bit for goals from their strikers, looking like losing the league to a side with about a trillionth of their budget, and with all the funds required to buy and pay him.

Joey Barton's just a little bottom feeder who made a few quid off having quite well coordinated feet. If he wasn't a footballer he'd be doing endless college courses and getting seven bells booted out of him every weekend for quoting Plato at a bouncer. Just ignore the little fuck.

Not eighteen months ago Mike Ashley was the most hated man in Newcastle. Let's let the man get on with doing the job before judging him.

That's the point I was making, but fuck it. People are laughing so who gives a tits why.

Nothing. Just the thought of a Liverpool fan, one of the most successful clubs in the world, being so chuffed with winning the least important trophy in England that they'd get a shirt done to commemorate makes me laugh. It serves as a quite nice little summation of how far they've fallen. Perhaps I'm just easily amused.

Might have already been posted, but I've just been laughing like an idiot at this so you can all have it too.

They're hilarious. Spent about £120m and ended up with a shouty racist, little boy lost, a window cleaner's ladder, one of the aliens from Mars Attacks, a genetic experiment involving weasels, and someone who's head is about 80% teeth, managed by a tiny man who'd live inside his coat if he could. I love them.

Was watching a video of O'Sullivan's five minute 147 earlier. Doubt anyone will ever make on quicker.

Hector Lombard all but confirmed to fight Brian Stann in his promotional debut in August, with a MW title shot on the line for the winner. What a fucking fight that could be.

Best goal ever? Fuckin behave yourself.

Hopefully the irony of using a stock photo to tell someone when something's a repost isn't lost on you.

Posted a thread about this about two minutes before this one. Emre had apparently given him a bit of racist abuse in a previous game, but it was never proven so Emre wasn't punished. Zokora decided that he needed to be dealt with.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK4e3qi1X3Y Fucking hell.

I was waiting for the bus on Wednesday and a load of police motorbikes shut off the roundabout just along from where I was for a good five minutes. After that, two people carriers with a black Merc between them whizzed round with a police car front and back, and motorbikes either side of the Merc. Probably completely unrelated, but the timing fits.

Calling someone uneducated when you're misusing ellipsis and putting spaces before punctuation it a bit daft. You sound far more like a taig than anyone else in this thread.

Is that not the site the disgraced care worker was supposedly behind?

Aye, that's the most shocking thing. Not us finishing second and only getting one player in the squad. Aluko has been the best player in Scotland since he signed for us. There are five positions in that squad he could feasibly occupy, and he hasn't got one of them. Plenty of political choices in there.

Hopefully he gets raped to death, then stuffed in a bag like that wee MI6 guy.

Was talking about Chelsea humping Barcelona, when the result was 2-2.

You think your having a Sky account would have been enough of a change to the world that it would have affected the outcome of a game being played in Spain? Magical thinking at it's best, start thinking very, very hard about Regan being raped to death and all of his cronies being launched into the sun. Ta.

Make loads of seperate phone calls. Far more likely to be noted that way than just phoning up once and saying you've had forty people in.

Eccies and heroin, that must be.

Who is Christiano Renaldo?

First of the season, went straight through Fabregas from behind. He did get sent off for that one though, iirc. The hateful wee prick should be banned for life for wiping his snotters on Muller after the tackle aswell.

Aye, a naturalised German of Turkish extraction playing in Spain is the perfect person to give a to.