You'll either be outed as a taig, in which case it shows how sad your lot have become that you are still obsessed with us (this is based on the assumption you are one, hypothetically speaking). Another possible outcome is that all the suspicion will prove too much, you will throw a hissy fit and never be seen round these parts again. The last outcome is that you will be accepted into the wonderful yet at times dysfunctional family that is RM after this initiation. Guilty till proven innocent on this site.