TEFTONG

China couldn't score into an empty net..

Buttler just beginning to find his range.

Feet up. 3 bottles of ice cold Coke Zero in the fridge and just got my new vape oil delivery through. C'mon England.

Anytime I've watched Woman's football the most noticeable thing for me was the lack of play acting and physio's coming on to treat pretend injuries. They tend to suffer the odd hefty challenge and just get up and get on with the game. let's hope the haven't decided to replicate the men in this frustrating practice of rolling about like they have been sniper shot.

England will fuck this up...if they try to sit back and hold on to the 1 nil.

Big De Ligt looked shit there. Loved the older England fan shoving some nutter away from him after the goal.

Was just reading about him already getting done for excessive speed in May. To then do that again was the height of arrogant stupidity.

Ruptured achilles tendon so he won't be playing for a wee while. Shame.

Me at the information desk. Got some strange looks when I would inform some random folk. "IF YOU DON'T TAKE THE FIRST DRINK...YOU CANT GET DRUNK"

I did actually speak to a few Glaswegian Pakistan fans today. I'm now home with my feet soaking in hot water. Great day and the best team won. As @kplfishtanksaid England fooled themselves into thinking they only had to show up today to win. Archer bowled very poorly. But it was still in the balance until Buttler went. Strange that 2 England players got centuries and they still lost.

I've been outside the ground since 8.30am. Dishing out high fives with my big foam hand. Now on a break. The view ain't bad. Just need a few wickets to fall.

As for the game...ZZZ zzz 😴

Ref killed the game.

Mane aims it right at him.

I would have more respect if he said it to his face on camera on the course. But I suppose he eventually found his balls. Must have lost them in a double divot.

Those anger management classes never went to waste.

Fowler looked to be intimidated by Kucher which did surprise me. Big Phil just walked away mumbling to himself. As you say unnecessary and deliberate slow play needs to be stamped out. The USGA should give him a tournament ban as a real deterrent but they won't. If there was a guy in any local golf club acting and behaving like Kuchar they would soon get a sore jaw or told to find another Club probably both.

Nice to see Eddie P giving him his character. The Sky sports commentary team didn't miss him either. He was claiming his ball bounced causing a 2nd divot. Sheer bawbaggery by a guy who as Sky reminded us last night gave a caddy $5k from a $1 million prize he won. Has developed into such a prick.

They didn't expect as many volunteers to actually show up today after so many called off yesterday. But it flew in. I even got to spend some time with a couple of the lads I support at work as staff brought them in. I'm heading home now. Sore feet but happy as anything. Gave us a thermal mug and breakfast plus £10 in cash for lunch. Roll on Mondays 12 hour shift at Trent Bridge now.

In the Fanzone

Archer is tasty. Amazing that England got him after a back injury whilst bowling for the West Indies U-19's allowed him to end up moving to England. Nasser just said that he had a spell at Club cricket. Imagine facing him at club level. Yikes. What a catch from Stokes. Truly awesome.

Comeback on..???

It's half term. And that's their Maws job.