The full transcript of Craigie buying Rangers (officialish minutes).

[Colonel Mustard 380]

The officialish minutes of the phone meetings between SDM and Craig Whyte have now been released.

No wonder D and P are in court trying to get the Ticketus deal invalidated. It makes for quite shocking reading IMO.

Ring-ring. Ring-ring.

Whyte..."Awright wee man? Ah want tae buy Rangers".

Murray..."Show us your fucking dough then".

Whyte..."Haud oan".

Hangs up phone to make another call.

Ring-ring. Ring-ring.

Whyte..."Haw Ticketus cunt. Want tae buy some Rangers tickets fur aboot twinty four large?"

Ticketus..."Aye. Show us the goods".

Whyte..."Ah'll huv the fucking goods, don't you worry aboot that. Dae ye want the gear or no'?"

Ticketus..."Aye right OK. Here's the Gene Tunney, but you better come across fuckface, or we'll be takin' it oot yer knob".

Whyte..."Calm doon. It's cool. Ye'll get yur fucking gear".

Hangs up phone to make another call.

Ring-ring. Ring-ring.

Whyte..."Wee man. Check ma bank. The dough's therr."

Murray..."So it is. Deal done ma man."

Whyte..."Sound as a pound."

Murray..."Haw haw Craigie, ah see whit ye did therr".

[RFCstuart 317]

sauce?

[Ped faeIbroxStreet 5]

The officialish minutes of the phone meetings between SDM and Craig Whyte have now been released.

No wonder D and P are in court trying to get the Ticketus deal invalidated. It makes for quite shocking reading IMO.

Ring-ring. Ring-ring.

Whyte..."Awright wee man? Ah want tae buy Rangers".

Murray..."Show us your fucking dough then".

Whyte..."Haud oan".

Hangs up phone to make another call.

Ring-ring. Ring-ring.

Whyte..."Haw Ticketus cunt. Want tae buy some Rangers tickets fur aboot twinty four large?"

Ticketus..."Aye. Show us the goods".

Whyte..."Ah'll huv the fucking goods, don't you worry aboot that. Dae ye want the gear or no'?"

Ticketus..."Aye right OK. Here's the Gene Tunney, but you better come across fuckface, or we'll be takin' it oot yer knob".

Whyte..."Calm doon. It's cool. Ye'll get yur fucking gear".

Hangs up phone to make another call.

Ring-ring. Ring-ring.

Whyte..."Wee man. Check ma bank. The dough's therr."

Murray..."So it is. Deal done ma man."

Whyte..."Sound as a pound."

Murray..."Haw haw Craigie, ah see whit ye did therr".

COLONEL YOU SHOULD GET YOURSELF A JOB SCRIPT WRITING FOR RIVER CITY BRILLIANT. pmsl

[Goianegra 4,686]

:lol:

Brilliant

[Miggy Sinclair 179]