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Was only a portocabin. but none the less was a good wee place and great value for what you got.

It is alleged that under cover of darkness a gang of booze-addled junkies from the homeless hostel opposite said munching establishment on Copland Road lifted the entire portocabin, carried it bodily along the length of Edmiston Drive and sold it for scrap to a dealer somewhere near Govan Cross.

They raised the huge sum of £19.35p which bought them a tenner bag and a couple of bottles of Buckfast Abbey's finest tipple.

It was some party that night at the Copland hostel.

So it is alleged. :sherlock:

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It is alleged that under cover of darkness a gang of booze-addled junkies from the homeless hostel opposite said munching establishment on Copland Road lifted the entire portocabin, carried it bodily along the length of Edmiston Drive and sold it for scrap to a dealer somewhere near Govan Cross.

They raised the huge sum of £19.35p which bought them a tenner bag and a couple of bottles of Buckfast Abbey's finest tipple.

It was some party that night at the Copland hostel.

So it is alleged. :sherlock:

please leave me out of any of the above.

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Fair's-fair.....you must've noticed something as they wandered past your name-check? :sherlock:

Did you see them but kept quiet about it? :ph34r:

Are you related to any BBC controllers? :rolleyes:

We shud' be telt'.

The alleged sexual relations between gollum micklaughlin and his sister are currently under investigation we have put our ace investigative journalist mark o'daly on the case..............indeed he is on the phone to one of them right now..................no kiddin not like his call when being filmed for the Rangers one-sided stitch up.

Furthermore an independent panel have found this a no case to answer re the alleged incest, once they have been hand picked.

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There was a dispute over rental costs, so the lassie who ran it went back to running the catering at the Neptune Club.

I'm sure there will be a new client in the Portacabin soon.

To be fair, the conspiracy theories were much more interesting. :7326:

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