theblueoysterbar

Just posting about fuck all so that I don't have a post count of 18,888.

I accept defeat. Can't be fucked clicking on any more pictures of motorbikes and fire hydrants to be able to use Google translate.

Don't call me a fucking idiot. I thought we were pals.

Gerrard: I want Goldson and Tav from Rangers Saudis: Steven, you've been here for a while now. You do realise that money is absolutely no problem here?

£25m for the pair of them, throw in Dessers as well to make it £25,000,005.

Nice to see him capitalise The Rangers. It's a nice gesture, we seldom do that with them.

Let's be honest here. Nobody apart from Dessers gets excited when they see his name on the team sheet.

Sean Dyche sounds like Babs the taxi driver in The League of Gentlemen. "Well, it starts with a small incision into the base of the scrotum..."

Would have been more than happy to have had Arfield still about for the run in.

They will drop points in the last 5 games. I'm sure of it.

Klopp fucked Liverpool's season by saying he was going. How many times does that happen. Get it up them.

@YerLargeBear How come you don't know how to spell 'Laudrup'?

Just no mate. No. He's shown he's got a lot to give us. Will give the man until this time next year.

The gaffer needs to change things NOW. Surely he's seen enough this first half to realise it's just going to be more of the same shite if he doesn't.

Good guy? Would have thought he would be.

Met Ray Davies in a club in Soho.

You do realise that this is a bit of an oxymoron? I don't get it mate.

How? His head's gone down again and he's not performing again. Doesn't look like a guy who's signed up again to me.

They're showing all the games from yesterday as well ffs and it was on for 26 minutes last night. Pipe doon the pair of you

Thomas Cowan's put-on scumbag accent is unbecoming of a BBC presenter. And he's a fucking prick anaw.

Here's what I've come up with.

Best of luck to everyone tomorrow.

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Nobody at all will like this but I'll go anyway. I think we should have money in a pot, groundsmen who share it about a bit to make sure all pitches in the SPL are playable. It's embarrassing. But it's cheap and easy to fix and better than the league looking fucking ridiculous.