Monkey Butler

Spain next (yawn) and then Monaco (worst race on the calendar). They need to start sexing things up a bit, maybe have the drivers blasted with water cannons and flamethrowers, or have big ramp jumps over water.

@.Williamson. was bang out of order and should be made to apologise.

Eh?

I actually don't know what that means. Gave it a like though, just so folk think I'm in the clique.

I'm lost mate. How does the username give him away as a YouTube spammer?

Worst 3 mins of my life mate. That music ffs.

Tits are a 2/5 at best.

Yep, I give Miami the thumbs down.

May as well just instantly award us the goal rather than making us go through the inconvenience of taking the penalty.

Any chance of amending the thread title to say 'Formula 1 2022' or something similar? A Formula 1 season isn't a football season, it finishes at the end of the same year.

Looking forward to this one. I wish all F1 races were at 8.30pm.

I bet there's a Channel 5 camera crew in attendance.

Saul Squalorman.

Got a deep cleaning job to do during the day, and going by the survey photos it's going to be a solid 12 hours for a team of 6 of us. Then I'll probably head to my old man's to watch it.

Just has to be done on that day. No way can it be postponed. It's the 18th of May or never.

Unable to go to Seville because your house is getting cleaned

That's the problem, I'm just not built for 'slumming it'. You and your mates sound like feral animals though.

He's been let down gently from that notion. The fat old fucker struggles to walk from the car to Ibrox from less than half a mile out, then moans like fuck if there's too many stairs to climb to get to his seat, but here he is thinking we'll do a Euro trip together. Love you Dad.

I would also worry that my mother wouldn't be able to find me at half time with her obligatory tray of sandwiches, sausage rolls and tunnocks biscuits.

Objection your honour, not relevant.

I'd rather watch it in the house than watch it with all you wallopers in a fanzone.

Big megascreen in Bellahouston Park.

No way this will happen, whatever it is.

It was just Bar 72 that was opened was it not? Edit: I'm getting mixed up with something else I think.

We've had our own struggles domestically. Means nothing.