Irwin Sparkes

Southampton are much richer than we are No chance we could afford any of their first choice players

They never, ever deviate from 4-3-3 and no top striker would be happy knowing he would only play when Van Persie was injured

"I hear Ipswich Town have a 15 year old winger they say will be the next Chris Kiwomya...."

I always assumed Kyle Bartley was white Was shocked to find out he was a brother

As if we could afford Bullard He was on £45,000 a week at Hull and was demanding another £30,000 on top of that to join Celtic last year I wouldn't want him anywhere near the club either. Overrated, injury prone, and sacked by Hull for bringing a prostitute to the team hotel

You're (literally) like a dog with a bone with that Muttley gif sir

So because Hooper scored 20 goals in 25, Le Fondre would guarantee 25 in 38? Even though Hooper played in the Championship and Le Fondre two divisions below that? You are aware that there's a slight difference in quality between Championship clubs and League Two clubs?

I'm just happy in the knowledge that if we spend a combined £1 million on Bocanegra and Le Fondre, we still have £8 million of Cuellar, Juhasz, Verhoek, and Goodwillie money to spend I reckon we're going to blow it all on one big name. I mean, it's not going to just disappear is it?

Yeah the key to sarcasm is that people are actually supposed to be aware that you're being sarcastic.... I see you shied away from that conversation yesterday when i accused you of being a certain user's second username btw

Don't be utterly absurd

I seriously doubt he'd score as many as 25 Hooper didn't even manage that and he was playing 2 divisions higher than Le Fondre in England

Should really be aiming a lot higher than this A lot of people will say that League Two is no worse than the SPL, but name a League Two club were the pressure to succeed is remotely close to that at Rangers?

That's actually how it seems on here at the moment, in all honesty Edu made one run and cross in the first half against Inverness last week and folk were coming on here at half time claiming he'd been fantastic

For all the talk of Ness being injury prone, McCulloch has missed 5 months of 2 of the last 3 seasons

Dioufy wasn't given much of a chance. He started 5 or 6 games as a lone striker, usually in European within our hideously negative tactics, then was dropped to the bench for the rest of the season. Not my ideal choice by any means but if it's 23:59 on deadline night and we haven't signed a new striker, i'd take him

Diouf is a better technical player than every forward on our books bar Jelavic, as well as being an obvious better option than Healy and Beattie

Why are you using the same words as OrangeClement? Can you not think for yourself or are you actually him under a second username?

Vladko would just be yet another player played out of position in an area where he can't play to his full potential.

Regardless of whether he's a whipping boy or not, Edu's form between December and April last season was absolutely diabolical.

You got a link to the picture of that guy your emoticon is of? It's bloody hilarious, i need to see it again

Goodwillie is paying lip service to his new fans Had we had a bid accepted, there's absolutely no chance that he would've turnt us down flat

The sad thing is that it's not at all unrealistic if Whyte's initial claims were true We could've signed Juhasz, Cuellar, Verhoek, and Goodwillie for £10 million, then only needed 1 or 2 new signings for the next 4 summers

McGregor Whittaker Juhasz Cuellar Wallace Naismith Davis Ness Verhoek Goodwillie Jelavic I would've fancied 10 in a row with that team

No offence sir, but when i engage in full on combat with someone on here, i at least like to have a vague knowledge of who i'm arguing with. In your case, i'm stumped. Your username means nothing to me. It's so boring and lifeless, much like its owner i'd imagine. Please enlighten me....

Considered it. But it's just not true. Being comfortable in ones footballing knowledge and general level of intelligence does not equal arrogance. That would be me claiming i'm better than you in every aspect of life. Which i probably am.