Irwin Sparkes

Fuck off and die Cunt Ignore that, sir

Tell your little bumchums to stop pretending to be aliases of you, and i might Thanks Your number 1 fan xo

He did nowhere near enough last season to suggest he's worth a £3 million fee and (at least) £20,000 a week wages

Don't think there's any chance of Perry keeping his place ahead of Bocanegra Also if either Broadfoot or Whittaker is fit, McMillan will go

No more centre halves please

Bardsley was a total billy big time tosser when he played for us. Got a pointless last minute red card at Easter Road that ruled him out of an Old Firm game. Though if he had screwed the nut, Hutton would never have got the chance to come good Martin had no end product and was one of the most lightweight players i've seen

He's not very good in all honesty. May hit a decent dead ball but so does Charlie Mulgrew.

According to the Twitter agent who started this rumour, Bullard has absolutely no interest in joining us Thank fuck

He obviously means one from McCulloch/Edu/Ness playing alongside Davis

Jesus Christ! Saw it was 0-0 at half time and though 'meh, they'll still win 3 or 4'

Davis plays the deep lying midfielder role better than anyone at the club No more out and out holding midfielders please

I think the best we can hope for is that Ally only plays one of them (almost certainly McCulloch) Where is the big guy today anyway?

Ortiz looks a lot more comfortable on the right but still looks a bit, well, meh. Can't see him staying in the team when Bedoya and McKay are available.

I guess it's not really the time to slag McCulloch and Edu, but just how much better do we look without them in the team? Our midfield is about 5 times more creative, and despite all the fuss about how we need 'an enforcer' we're still holding our own with 2 creatives players in CM

Our best 45 minutes of the season by far. Defence looks quite shaky but we look brilliant going forward, and it begs the question why Ally thought we needed to be so negative in the earlier games. Is anyone still doubting Kyle Lafferty? 9 goals in his last 11 SPL games

If you were away on a business trip and your manager found out you'd brought a prostitute back to the hotel the company had provided for you, would you expect no punishment and a good old laugh about it?

He's incredibly overrated because he's a media darling and a joker Had one good season in the EPL with Wigan and a good half season at Fulham Don't want to sound like i'm downbeat on every single player we're linked with, but we shouldn't be hindering the progress of Jamie Ness

Official site says we're set out as: McGregor McMillan Perry Goian Wallace Ortiz Davis Naismith Wylde Lafferty Jelavic Best midfield and attack we've put out all season, but what is with Ally's refusal to play Naismith in his best position? He should be wide right with Ortiz central

He was demanding £75,000 a week to play for Celtic last season Sacked by Hull for bringing a prostitute to the team hotel during their pre season tour Naw

Motherwell are being overrated big time because they happen to be top because they've had no difficult fixtures. We pumped them 5-0 on their own patch just 3 months ago Could see us winning this handsomely if Ally has the balls to drop Paul Chuckle McCulloch, but as he won't, i'll say 2-0

Don't be a gay

Signing a player for £35 million because of a good 6 months in the EPL was utterly insane Have they never heard of second season syndrome? Or those who had one good season and that was that? I actually think Liverpool could struggle as a result of having to try and fit Carroll in Lucas Adam Kuyt Gerrard Downing Suarez has a better balance to it than any 4-4-2 they could play

Good I'm alright with signing proven quality on loan but i absolutely detest it when we sign other club's unwanted youngsters (don't really count Bartley in that as he'd played about 30 games for Sheffield United before joining us)

No Regardless of whether we lose to Maribor, he should at least get until January

Do you "detest" all managers you don't rate, or just the ones who used to manage the team you support?