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ASDA Dumbarton have sent their handyman up to get the ball off their roof from his shot in the eighteenth minute. Guy's an impostor, play any other player up top apart from him and we'll do better.

Bastard's going to end up with a payoff from Sunderland, after that and his payoff from us he'll never need to work again. But I suppose that's what a wise man would do. Beale will likely try to keep going somehow.

He's so shite he doesn't realise how shite he is.

Expecting a goal off any corner is mental. People argue about the exact percentage but it's definitely less than 5%.

We maybe didn't see it at the time but that guy was the glue holding together our attack.

Think that no matter where we are politically just about all of us can string a coherent fucking sentence together.

Gets his arse handed to him, tries to deflect. Think I might have seen this one before.

It's a decent derby. Mind wandering about Washington Galleries looking for the pub in it. Guy in a Sunderland top with his wean in a pushchair stops and bends down to talk to the wee guy. "See that fucking cunt over there son? Fucking black and white bastard. Bastards all of them. What are they son?" Apart from the language that's how to bring up your wean.

I'm too drunk to look at this and understand it.

Nobody would have reminded you of anything unless you'd bumped a thread from a year ago

Well in mate, think you picked the only one that wasn't gambled.

If that's true it's mad. You do a deal like that with an established manager you couldn't normally attract to the club. Not some fucking no-mark.

Sky Sports Main Event mate.

1989. "Pick a winner for the Grand National son, I'll put £2 on it for you." LITTLE POLVEIR comes in at 28/1. Hooked for life.

A few to have a look at at Ayr tomorrow: AYR 12.45 HOMBRE DE GUERRA (9) 1.15 BEAT THE RETREAT (9) 1.45 UP HELLY AA KING (8) 2.15 TRAVAIL D'ORFEVRE (5) 2.45 WAKOOL (12) 3.15 SKIDDAW (10), LUCKY SOLDIER (9) 3.45 GANDHI MAKER (5) This is working better at Scottish tracks than anywhere else. It's kind of a points system for smaller trainers.

Would think about keeping Lundstram tbh, but the guy is probably on a wage that doesn't reflect his ability or performances.

Salah's hair's going a bit early 90s Bill Murray.

This, although I doubt any punishment will be on the way. What we need to do is let the cunts know that we're on to them and more importantly won't stay quiet about it. If they can manufacture a load of pish about Rangers penalties that ends up influencing officials then the least we can do is point out the blatant cheating it's resulted in. Interested to see where this thing about SKY being WTF about it goes right enough.

Apologies for reminding you mate.

Sir David Mu... No, let's not be doing that.

Everybody absolutely wrecked tomorrow night and in their bed at 8pm for Hogmanay.

They'll be out to goad Cantwell into getting an early yellow. Hope he avoids it.

@BuffaloUSAGers Sorry for bursting your balls mate. All the best.

And a fucking pie as well.

No, I do mind. Why would you quote me and post that?