Kopter

I brought up Haaland because we now know it was a planned, pre-meditated assault. Suarez is an utter scumbag for biting players and deserves a ban but was making the point that if I was playing I would prefer that to some bumper coming in trying to do me on the knee. Not that it's much of a choice of course.

I didn't say he did.

See Alfie Haaland

As is your point about it being time for him to become a street cleaner or a waiter? What do you mean by that? What Roy Keane did to Haaland was worse and given the choice, I would prefer a nibble on the shoulder.

Will Cheillini miss any football because of it? Seems a bit like sour grapes from the Italian. Not excusing Suarez, filthy action but at least he didn't break anyone's leg.

Guy's a fruit loop and will never learn but still want to watch him play the game. I'm sure the Italian defender will survive.

Pile a-farty

Choker - had Algeria as well. Glad I never watched the second half though.

Was thinking that myself, mate, especially with Portugal having injury problems and Pepe suspended. Belgium Algeria USA for me today.

5k on a football game? You must be minted mate.

Nigeria and btts

Argies to win both halves Nigeria and btts Germany and btts

Well in fella Suarez is something else. Japan to win both halves for me now.

England should get Jerusalem in there. GSTQ is turgid.

Treble Columbia England and btts Japan and btts 5 pays 194

Still hope the ginger twat falls asleep on the beach for a few hours in the afternoon though.

He's not bad to be fair although the face and off-the-peg Burtons look offends a bit.

Peein' Shite has thankfully calmed down a bit since the going nuts on BBC days.

Treble Germany Nigeria to win both halves USA to win both halves

Nobby Cabbage if we're playing the game

Need draw HT Argentina FT for about 395

No need, this world cup is on fire!

Need to lay off the bets, lads, any thoughts? Draw Chile?

Mexico Holland Chile to win both halves. Draw Draw Chile

Will look foward to the 'big diving cunt' debate when Rooney does it. Townsend made a tit of himself over Oscar's goal as well.