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£2263.03 in the account - taking the £2000 out.
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Year 6, September - 31st December
- Champions league groups are drawn.
Porto are drawn alongside Spartak Moscow, Tottenham and Basel.
Atletico Madrid are drawn alongside Shaktar Donesk, Juventus and Fenerbache
Man City are drawn alongside Barcelona, Rangers and Sparta Prague.
Arsenal are drawn alongside PSG, Empoli and Olympiakos.
- Olympiakos manager Ernesto Valverde comments that his team would have to stop Dave Keith should they stand any chance of winning their match against Arsenal.
- Valverde's comments backfire as Dave Keith puts in a fantastic shift alongside captain Marouane Chamakh, as he scores two and makes one getting an 8.7 rating in a 4-1 win for his team. This win puts Arsenal top of group G with 3 points and a goal difference of +3. PSG are in 2nd place with their 1-0 win over Empoli.
- de Oliviera gets a 7.2 rating and a goal in Porto's 2-1 win over Basel that makes them top Group A. Elsewhere in the group, Tottenham were defeated 2-1 by Spartak Moscow.
- Atletico are hammered 3-0 by Shakter Donesk in their Group D opening match. Nathan Aird was one of the better players in his side with a 6.8 rating. Atletico had an uphill battle to fight from the start, when Bulgakov got an early goal in the 2nd minute, things then went from bad to worse as left back Alex Sandro got red carded. Eugene Seleznyov then completed the rout with 2 goals on the 35th and the 75th minute. Elsewhere, Juventus won 3-2 versus Fenerbache.
- David Villa was the only scorer as City crashed to a 1-0 defeat at the Camp Nou, the goal came just before the half time whistle. Mark Goldberg had a good game and got a 7.4 rating, managing to position himself for 2 shots during the match (1 of which was on target). Starch came on for Edin Dzeko at half time, and despite a low 6.3 rating, had the most shots on target for his team, with 2. City are now 3rd in Group F, with Rangers top after demolishing Sparta Prague 3-0.
- Porto Manager Vitor Pereira denies allegations that de Oliviera will be dropped following his 70th minute dismissal against Vit. Guimaraes, stating that he is an "important part of the team". Porto drew the match 2-2, and de Oliviera managed a 6.6 rating before his sending off.
- Mark Goldberg has a magnificent game for Man City in their 4-1 win over Portsmouth in the League Cup. The Scottish AMC scored his side's equaliser on the 52nd minute, and then set up one more. He made 3 attacking runs of note and managed to complete 44 passes. Starch played 83 minutes for the team, but failed to make a single shot, and was his sides worst player with a 6.4 rating.
- Alan Crosby makes a sub appearance in Hudersfield's 2-2 draw with Watford, he came on during the 63rd minute and managed a 6.4 rating.
- Danny Dyer scores his side's only goal in the 6th minute in a 1-1 draw with getafe, he managed a 7.3 rating during the match.
- James Sawyer is powerless as Liverpool put 3 past West Brom, all 3 goals from Brazilian Leandro Damiao. Sawyer managed a 6.3 rating in the match and was one of his sides better players on the day.
- Man City manage to defeat Chelsea 3-0, helped by another fantastic performance from Mark Goldberg. The Scottish attacking midfielder scored his side's final goal on the 51st minute and assisted one another, aswell as completing 51 passes during the match. Neither Starch nor Yappalenko featured, the former an unused sub and the latter not in the matchday squad. This win takes City to 5th place with 12 points, 1 point and 1 goal behind current league leaders Wigan.
- Atletico Madrid drew 1-1 with Juventus thanks to a goal crafted by Nathan Aird and scored by former Arsenal striker Theo Walcott. Nathan Aird got a 7.9 rating and the MOTM award.
- Andrew Neil scored both goals for his side in a 2-1 victory over Galatasaray. He managed an 8.6 rating and the MOTM award. Dougie Wright set up one of these goals, and got a 7.4 rating.
- de Oliviera gets an 6.8 rating during Porto's 2-1 victory over Tottenham at White Hart Lane. Steven Naismith scored the only goal for the home side while Behrang Safari and Walter scored for the away side. Elsewhere in group A, Spartak were defeated 3-0 by Basel.
- Mark Goldberg's 45 completed passes helped his side to a 3-0 win over Sparta Prague. Xand Yappalenko was subbed on during the 89th minute and had no time to make an impact. Goldberg managed a 7.8 rating. Elsewhere in Group A, Rangers were held to a 1-1 draw at Ibrox by Barcelona, after Fabregas canceled out Yannis Tafer's 16th minute goal on the 81st minute.
- Kwadwo Asamoah scored 2 to defeat Arsenal 2-1 at the Emirates. Dave Keith got a consolation goal for his side on the 66th minute, which helped him achieve his 6.9 rating.
- de Oliviera, Goldberg, Sawyer, Neil, Aird and Dmitri are the only Europeans to make their countries squad for the next batch of World Cup Qualifiers.
- A 0-0 bore draw between Greece and Scotland sees Goldberg and Sawyer get ratings of 6.8 and 6.6.
- Andrew Neil gets a double and the MOTM award as Italy beat Andorra 4-0, Neil got a 8.8 rating.
- Spain pummel Switzerland 5-0 with some fantastic performances from key players. Fabregas, Martinez and Munian got ratings of 10.0, 9.7 and 9.7 with all 3 scoring a goal (Munian got a goal from open play plus converted a penalty.) Nathan Aird played the 90 minutes and created 3 of the goals, getting an 8.4 rating for himself. Dmitri was an unused substitute.
- de Oliviera came on during the 47th minute in Portugals 4-0 win over Kazakhstan. He created one goal and got a 6.9 rating
- New World rankings are announced. Spain hold onto 6th place, Portugal moves up two spots to 11th while Italy drop 2 spots to 12th. South Africa move up a spot to 27th and Finland move up 7 spots to 42nd. Scotland move down two spots to 50th. Reports from North Korea state that the national team there has held onto the top spot, however everywhere else is reporting that they fell a spot to 87th.
- Italy fall to a 2-1 defeat against Croatia, with Andrew Neil getting a 6.9 rating.
- France destroy Scotland 5-0. Sawyer gets a 6.6 rating and Golberg gets a 6.3 rating.
- Spain defeated Sweden 3-0, with Nathan Aird setting up 2 of the goals, getting a 7.7 rating. Dmitri came on during the 56th minute, but didn't do much, managing a 6.2 rating.
- Starch is reported to be unhappy at Man City due to the lack of playing time.
- Aston Villa boss Rio Ferdinand looks to lose his job soon if his team's results don't improve. Villa have only won once in their last 5 games - a 3-1 win over Fulham. Dmitri has scored 4 goals in 9 games so far for Villa.
- Goldberg, Yappalenko, Neil and Wright all featured in a 2-2 draw between City and Wolves at the Etihad stadium. Aguero and Dzeko put City 2-0 up by the 77th minute, but Wolves fought back with goals from Beciraj and Thygesen on the 83rd and 85th minutes. Dougie Wright was MOTM with an 8.5 rating and an assist, while Neil only managed a 6.7. On the other side Goldberg got a 7.4 rating, whilst Yappalenko got a 7.2.
- Wolves defeat Zenit 3-0, with Neil getting 2 goals and a 9.1 rating. Dougie Wright also featured, getting a 7.2 rating.
- David McPipehelm and Jong Tae-Se both get 7.6 ratings, and the latter gets a goal as North Korea fall to a 2-1 defeat to Qatar.
- Borussia Dortmund boss Ricardo Moniz has been praised by fans for his vision in wanting to bring Wolves striker Andrew Neil to the club.
- Nathan Aird is the first UD talent to appear on the shortlist for the Ballon d'Or, however, he is not expected to win it.
- Neil is unhappy at Wolves and wants a move to a bigger club.
- Atletico Madrid manager Mihajlovic admits that he is looking to sign Andrew Neil
- Aston Villa sack Rio Ferdinand!!
- Chelsea Manager Frank de Boer admits interest in Andrew Neil
- Villa sign Van deer Brom as their new manager.
- Buzz Aldrin has stated he wishes to leave Wolves to get more first team football, and Starch has also reiterated his desire to leave Manchester City for the same reasons.
- Barcelona are rumoured to be interested in signing Scottish centre back Buzz Aldrin
- Buzz states that he is content with life at Wolves, but did admit that if Barcelona came calling he would be tempted to leave.
- Mark Goldberg has been rewarded for his recent form with a 3 year £38.5K a week deal.
- Starch issues a "come and get me" plea to Sporting Lisbon posse Domingos Paciencia. Wolves are also rumoured to be interested in signing the forward, whether as a partner or a replacement for Andrew Neil remains unseen.
- David McPipehelm rejects Heerenveens offer of a new contract, wanting more wages and a better signing-on fee. The Korean has made 15 appearances for the Dutch club, with an average rating of 7.08
- Aldrin rejects new contract offer from Wolves, wanting more wages, an assurance of a more important role at the club, and a better fee for his agent (PO:Aldrin is still with the UD talent agency set up at the beginning of the game.)
-Starch has stated his desire to leave the Etihad stadium as soon as possible.
- Tottenham fans are said to be excited at the prospect of Andrew Neil joining their club.
- Porto finish second in Group A and progress to the next round of the Champions League. They are drawn against Liverpool.
- Atletico Madrid finish 3rd in Group D and fall into the Europa League. They are drawn against dutch champions Vitesse.
- Man City finish second in Group F and progress into the last 16. Barcelona finish 1st and Rangers finish 3rd. City draw PSG in the next round.
- Arsenal finish 2nd in Group G behind PSG and are drawn against Shaktar Donesk.
- Wolves are drawn against AC Milan in the Europa League
- James Sawyer's West Brom are drawn against Anderlecht in the Europa League.
Club Performance
The Standings of all Players teams domestically so far are...

ENGLISH PREMIER
Arsenal - 3rd
Man City - 2nd
West Brom - 5th
Wolves - 13th
Hull - 11th
Aston Villa - 17th

ENGLISH CHAMPIONSHIP
Huddersfield - 14th
Swansea - 16th

LA LIGA
Atletico Madrid - 4th
Levante - 13th

PORTUGUESE PREMIER
Porto - 2nd

DUTCH EREDIVISIE
Sc Heerenveen - 10th

1-1 Malaga GK sent off.

Year 5, February - May
Mark Goldberg is MOTM in a 2-1 win for Man City over QPR. The scottish playmaker assisted one of the goals and got an 8.4 rating.
Dougie Wright sets a new Wolves record for most MOTM awards received in a season, by winning 7 so far this season, 1 ahead of previous winner Steven Fletcher in 2012. Dougie has received 6 MOTM awards in the premier league, on a par with Jack Wilshere and Davide Santon. Only Tottenham's Luka Modric has won more, with 8.
Mohammed de Oliveira is again called up for the Portugal squad, this time to play against Sweden in a friendly.
Atletico manager Juan Carlos Garrido says that he is pleased with the progress made by Nathan Aird, and that he felt that Aird had already began to pay back a large chunk of the £23.64M that was spend on him.
Tom Cairney has been called into the Scotland squad to replace Mark Goldberg.
de Oliveira plays 58 minutes and gets a 6.4 rating in Portugal's 2-1 win over Sweden.
Andrew Neil again makes noises about wanting a new deal at Wolves, and again threatens to leave if he doesn't get what he wants. The striker currently has scored 18 goals in 29 games for Wolves.
Neil is said to be unhappy at Wolves and is looking for a move to a bigger club.
Starch is said to want to leave Man City as soon as possible. Chelsea and Sunderland are both said to be interested.
Wolves boss Alan Curbishley was perhaps trying to get on the good-side of wantaway star Andrew Neil, as he talked up his "Star individual" to the press.
Dmitri's 15 goals in Liga BBVA for Hercules this season is a new record for the club.
Starch makes a "come and get me" plea to Chelsea boss Frank de Boer.
Dougie Wright, Andrew Neil and Mark Goldberg have all been tipped by different top premier league managers to win the Players' young player of the year award.
Rangers win the SPL with 4 games left to spare! They are currently 16 points ahead of 2nd placed Dundee United!
Dmitri has revealed that he is unhappy with Hercules, and is said to want a new challenge.
Ajax express interest in Starch
Starch's agent denies that Starch has any interest in a move to Ajax.
Nathan Aird is his sides best player as they crash to a 2-0 defeat to Real Madrid in the Champions League final. He managed a 7.7 rating.
Nathan Aird, Danny Dyer, and Dmitri all make the 30-man preliminary Spain squad for the European championships!
Andrew Neil makes the preliminary Italy squad for the Euros!
de Oliveira makes preliminary Portugal squad for the Euros!
Norwhich manager Tyrone Marshall declares interest in Man City's Starch.
Alex McLeish is appointed as the new Scotland U-19's manager.
Mark Goldberg wins the English Players' young player of the year award, and spares no time in thanking manager Roberto Mancini for giving him the gametime to help him win the award.
Neil and Dmitri both turn down offers of new contracts in order to sign for bigger clubs.
Danny Dyer and Dmitri both played in Spain's 3-2 friendly loss against Romania, the former managed a 6.7 rating, whereas the second managed an 8.5 rating, and scored both of his side's goals.
The time has come for 7 players to be cut from each of the 30-man preliminary Euro's squads.
Mohammed de Oliveira….
SURVIVES!
Andrew Neil….
SURVIVES!
Nathan Aird….
SURVIVES!
Danny Dyer…..
IS CUT FROM THE SQUAD!
Dmitri The Soup Thief….
SURVIVES!
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Sorry this update took so long lads!
I think I'll upload end of season screens and such after the Euros, which I think will get an in-detail update of their own!

Year 5, Euro 2016
Dmitri scored a brace and Nathan Aird got another as Spain romped to a 4-0 friendly win over Belgium. The two UD talents were their teams two best players, with Nathan Aird getting an 8.9 rating for his goal, an assist, and 31 completed passes (The most passes completed by any Spanish player in the match, and the only non-barcelona player to complete more than 20). Dmitri however, won the man of the match award with a 9.0 rating.
Andrew Neil was relatively unimpressive as Italy were held to a 0-0 draw with Switzerland, he managed a 6.7 rating.
A Portugal side without Cristiano Ronaldo (I'm guessing he retired from internationals?) could only manage a 2-2 draw with Slovenia. De Oliveira was his sides 2nd best player with a 7.3 rating, only behind Man City star Danny, who scored both of his sides goals, both of which were set up by de Oliveira.
Portugal managed a 1-0 win over Greece, and de Oliveira only played 55 minutes before being subbed off for Wolfsburg's Manuel Fernandes. The Porto starlet only managed a 6.6 rating during his time on the pitch. He could be forgiven for being tired, especially after playing in the draw against Slovenia 2 days previous.
James Sawyer managed to spare Scotland's blushes with his equaliser on the 66th minute in Scotlands 1-1 friendly draw against Iceland. He managed a 7.9 rating and created the goal himself. Out of the entire Scotland team, it was midfielder Sawyer who took the most shots in the game, with 3. Mark Goldberg also featured in this game, and managed a 6.9 rating.
Italy only managed a 1-0 win over Norway, in a game that Andrew Neil didn't feature in. Despite Italy's dominance for long periods, Italy didn't score as any as they would have liked, a fact that may get Wolves top scorer Andrew Neil a place in the first team squad in the future.
David McPipehelm managed a 7.7 rating during North Korea's 1-0 win over Qatar In a world cup qualifying match. While Anzhi's Jong Tae-Se scored the only goal of the match, McPipehelm managed to force 2 saves from the keeper during the match. Centre Back So Myong-Son got the MOTM award with an 8.0 rating.
Spanish left-back jose Enrique declares that the Spain camp is in an optimistic mood ahead of the countries friendly match against Holland.
Hercules accept £9.75Million offer for Dmitri from Aston Villa. However, due to the first option deal Hercules have with Inter, should Inter match the £9.75M bid then their offer will also have to be accepted.
When questioned by a journalist from Eurosport over whether Dmitri was ready to make the step up from youth to full international football, Spain boss Guardiola has this to say, "Dmitri can have a major impact immediately, that's why i called him up."
Andrew Neil scored once and managed a 7.4 rating as Italy beat Romania 3-1 in their first match of the Euros. He also had one other shot saved by the Romanian keeper. Roma's Andrea Bertolacci won the MOTM award with an 85 rating.
de Oliveira player 75 minutes and managed a 6.5 rating as Portugal failed to beat a tough Switzerland side and were held to a 0-0 draw. Man Utd's Andre Santos managed to keep Switzerland's Xherdan Shaqiri and Gokham Inler at bay for the full match and got the MOTM award an a 9.0 rating for his efforts.
Nathan Aird had a magnificent game as Spain beat Greece 3-1 in their opening Euros match. He picked up a 7.9 rating and assisted one of his sides goals. Dmitri on the other hand had an average game, picking up a 6.8 rating with no goals. Negredo (2) and Llorente scored for Spain.
Dmitri signs for Aston Villa on a £53K per week, 5 year deal! Manager Rio Ferdinand, upon introducing the 20 year old to the media, stated that he felt that Dmitri could make a contribution to Villa's cause right away.
McPipehelm could only managed a 6.4 rating as North Korea were held to a 2-2 draw by China.
Andrew Neil came off the bench for Macheda at 58 minutes in Italy's 1-1 draw with Holland, but didn't have much affect, only managing a 6.4 rating.
Spain are held to a 1-1 draw with Wales, with Aaron Ramsay cancelling out Llorente's 40th minute opener 1 minute later. Nathan Aird starred again, picking up a 7.8 rating, while Dmitri could only manage a 6.4. Iker Munian voiced his disappointment after the match, but also said that the Welsh side were well organised, and to their credit, deserved the point.
de Oliveira was missing in action with a 6.7 rating over his 75 minutes of play during Portugal's 3-1 win over France. His side's goals cam from Hugo Almeida, and Walter (2).
Nathan Aird played and got a 7.5 rating during Spain's 2-1 loss against Russia in their final Qualification match. Llorente put Spain ahead on the 12th minute, but Valeev and Kerzhakov scored on the 82nd and 85th minutes to win the match for Russia. Dmitri was an unused sub in this match.
Andrew Neil played the whole match and got a 7.2 rating as Italy defeated Sweden 2-1. Rossi and Bonaventura scored the goals for his side.
Spain have qualified from group E, with 4 points, having finished 2nd in their group. Russia finished first in the group with 7 points.
Italy have qualified from group B, finishing first, with 7 points, one point ahead of 2nd placed Sweden.
de Oliveira plays 59 minutes and gets a 7.4 rating as Portugal defeat Slovakia 2-0. Walter and Hugo Almeida scored the goals for his side.
Portugal qualify from group D with 7 points, 1 point ahead of 2nd placed France.
Italy have been ELIMINATED from the Euros, after a 3-1 defeat in the 2nd round against Croatia. Croatia went ahead in the 2nd minute through Miroslav Tomasevic, before Candreva equalised for Italy in the 6th. Vukusic then pulled it back into croatia's favour in the 8th, before Tomasevic added the final goal of the match on the 15th minute. Andrew Neil played the full 90 minutes and managed an average 6.8 rating.
Dmitri and Aird both helped Spain through to the quarter finals with a dramatic 3-2 win in extra time versus Belgium. Negredo put Spain ahead on the 16th minute, before Mirallas pulled one back for Belgium on the 57th. Liverpool's Eden Hazard then scored again for Belgium on the 58th minute, and that goal looked to be the winner until Nathan Aird scored a late goal on the 86th minute to take the game to extra time, and Nainggolan got sent off for Belgium a minute later. Llorente scored Spain's final goal 4 minutes from the end of extra time. Aird managed a 8.0 rating, while Dmitri managed a 7.9 with one assist and one saved shot from the keeper.
The media lately has been obsessed with Nathan Aird after his tremendous performances for Spain. He is seen by many as an integral piece of Pep Guardiola's Spanish jigsaw.
Buzz Aldrin rejects new 3 year Wolves deal, wanting to be assured he has a more important role to play at the club.
De Oliveira played the full match for Portugal as they beat Montenegro 2-0 through goals by Kleber and Hugo Almeida, and went through to the quarter finals. He only managed a 6.5 rating and done nothing of note in the match.
Magumbo returns to Hull after his loan spell at Burnley finished. He made 21 appearances with an average rating of 6.51, and made 5 assists during his time there.
De Oliveira again has a distinctly average match with a 6.5 rating, as Portugal crash out of the Euros after a 3-0 defeat to France.
Nathan Aird was the MOTM in Spain's quarter final match against Ukraine. He managed a 7.9 rating, but was unable to help Spain find the net during either full or extra time. During the Penalty shootout, 5 Spanish players managed to miss the net, and Ukraine won 2-1 on Penalties. Aird did not take a penalty, and Dmitri did not feature. Spain were up against it from the start, as star player Cesc Fabregas limped off injured on the 9th minute, before being followed off by top-scorer Llorente on the 62nd. Spain also had a penalty claim turned down on the 45th minute.
Levante signs a new 5 year deal at Levante worth £21.5K per week.
Chmelar signs new 4 year deal at Swansea worth £7.75K per week.
Magumbo signs new 3 year deal at Hull worth £3.9K per week.
Dave keith signs new 3 year deal at Arsenal worth £41.5K per week.
France win the Euros following 3-0 win over Croatia.
Pep Guardiola quits the Spain job.
Italy manager Prandelli is sacked.
Slovenia's Velikonja wins the Euro 2016 golden boot. Llorente finished runner-up.
Cesc Fabregas claims the Euro 2016 best player award.
Nathan Aird is named as a substitute in the Euro 2016 dream team squad.
Juan Carlos Garrido accepts the offer to become the new manager of Spain, leaving Aird's Atletico Madrid without a manager.
Delio Rossi accepts the offer to become the new manager of Italy.

Season 2, January 1st - May 31st
MAJOR NEWS
-Nathan Aird becomes youngest ever La Liga and Villareal goalscorer at 16 years and 252 days with his sides only goal in the 2-1 defeat to Celta. Aird managed a 6.0 rating, with his rating taking a major hit due to his red card on the 60th minute.
-Danny Dyer breaks Airds record, scoring at 16 years and 104 days for Levante in a 2-1 loss to Malaga. Dyer came onto the pitch on the 80th minute and scored on the 87th, giving him a 7.1 rating.
-17-year old Andrew Neil signs first professional contract with Wolves, a 1-year deal.
-Neil snubs Wolves offer of a new contract, wanting a higher wage and a larger appearance fee!
-Levante hire Preciado as new manager!
-Dmitri scores first ever goal for Hercules in a 4-0 win over Cadiz. Dmitri played up until the 65th minute and got a 7.6 rating, his goal came in the 37th minute.
-Yet another Falkirk favourite criticises James Sawyer's performances for Falkirk, this time Tony Parks. The comments about the unsettled midfielder came after he achieved a 6.5 rating in a 2-1 defeat to Hamilton. Falkirk currently sit 5th in the league with 43 points, 18 points behind 1st placed St Johnstone.
-Chmelar becomes Swansea's youngest ever goalscorer at 16 years, 283 days. He scored the only goal for his team from the penalty spot in a 1-0 victory over Bournemouth. His goal came at the 31st minute, and the striker got a 7.9 rating before being subbed off on the 84th minute.
-Finnish Right back has signed a 3 year professional contract at Manchester City! He is believed to be earning £8.5K a week.
-Hercules manager Juan Carlos Mandia might leave the club at the end of the season.
-Milan manager Massimiliano Allegri has gone on record to state that Andrew Neil "could be a good talent in the future". Milan and Juventus have both shown interest in Andrew Neil recently.
-Andrew Neil recently told BBC WM that he "had to take notice" at comments made by Milan boss Allegri.
-Owen Coyle is the latest high-profile individual to slate James Sawyer's recent performances, after a 3-0 defeat to Livingston. However, stats show that Falkirks poor performances are not solely down to Sawyer, as after any defeat the 21-year old is always in his team's top 4 rated players.
-Starch has signed his first professional contract with Manchester City, a 3 year deal worth £8.75K a week.
-Xand Yappalenko comes off the bench at 77 minutes to help see out a 2-1 win for Man City over Liverpool in the CARLING CUP FINAL!
-Blackpool sack Ian Holloway, GET IT FUCKING UP YOU YA CUNT!
-Hibernian look to make James Sawyer their main transfer target, as a long-term replacement for 32 year old Ian Murray.
-Middlesborough hire Holloway as Manager, FUCK OFF YOU CUNT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE UNEMPLOYED!
-Alan Shearer has been named as new Blackpool manager - interesting…
-Mark Mackay talks on rumours of making James Sawyer a Hibs player - telling the DailyRecord, "I would love to make him part of the team and we are working towards that end."
-Dave Keith's Arsenal have sacked manager Louis Van Gaal
-Real Madrid have targeted a move for Dmitri
-Dmitri has announced that he is flattered to be linked to a club such as Real Madrid

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CLUB PERFORMANCE!










That update was fucking hard work, the things i do for you guys!

Hello lads, welcome to series one of RangersMedia's Undiscovered Talent!
Lets skip all the pleasantries, and meet up with all of our 16 players that we will be keeping an eye on over the next 15 years.
Up first is North Korean wonderboy David McPipehelm (RM member - Kev). The free-kick specialist is sparking plenty of interest, most notably from Greek side Aris, and Spanish side Mallorca. He is also the subject of English championship interest.

Next up is 14 year old Scots kid Buzz Aldrin(RM Member - Buzz). Aldrin's family emigrated to Scotland from Burkina Faso when he was just 7, and he tells us that throughout his life he has been a victim of bullying, both due to his skin color, and his permanently shocked expression, caused when his father smacked him across the face with a shovel for being so damn ugly. Wanting to put his past behind him is one of the reasons Aldrin is looking to break into football, and having already gained the interest of 2 EPL clubs, Aldrin may not have to wait long before he is snapped up.

At just 14 years old, Scottish lad Mark Goldberg (MarkyG360) is already on the wanted list of Manchester City! Surely that tells you all you need to know about his potential, but should he join the oil-rich giants, will he get the game time to reach his potential?

Scots poacher Andrew Neil's (Andy-500) deadly finishing has put English clubs such as Leeds, Wolves, and Blackpool on alert, but will he decide that a move to an SPL side is in his best interests?

Athletic Spanish starlet Nathan Aird (NathanRFC) has put clubs across his home country on high alert by earning a call-up to the Spanish under-19 side. When a club as steeped in tradition as Atletic Bilbao are willing to break tradition to sign a lad from Madrid, you know he's got to be something special!

Scottish teenager James Sawyer (Tak3rNo1) is the oldest of our bunch at 19 (honestly no idea how that happened, I've double checked and I definitely entered his DOB correctly), and has managed to attract interest from a few SPL clubs despite his late entry into the football world.

Super aggressive (yet again, no idea) youngster Fanny (The Goal Machine) has attracted interest from a club on either side of the border, and like many before him, must make the choice between money and game time.

Xand Yappalenko (Thommo) from Finland has amassed interest from across his country, and from across the world in Portugal, with no obvious candidate for his signature, this should be an tough choice for the 15 year old.

Composed youngster Fammy Nova (Mr Struth), a.k.a Starch, has gained the interest of Premier league side Swansea, amongst other clubs in England, along with interest from across the pond in Portugal. As a player with tremendous technique, could free-passing Swansea be the best possbile match for him right now?

Spanish Danny Dyer (IbroxBear54) has already been called into the English under-19's side due to his grand-parents, and could be forced into making a decision on his nationality before he has even signed for a club! Speaking of clubs, European champions Barcelona have expressed interest in the youngster, and look to fend off interest from the EPL to add him to their B side

Young Dmitri (leafed) from Spain has a lot of decisions to make, when Barcelona come calling it's hard to turn them down, but what Dmitri needs to think about is whether his development will be helped or hindered by the vast array of talent on show at the Nou Camp

Dougie Wright (djw1992) is a throwback to the wingers of old, able to reach the byline at speed and then fire in an accurate cross to the box. As such it's a surprise that there is no interest from his own country, although clubs south of the border are making noises.

Mohammed de Oliveira (spectre) isn't your average run-of-the-mill footballer, enriched in both Portuguese and Iranian culture, the 14 year old is a magnificent passer of the ball with great imagination. Unfortunately for him, there seems to only be run-of-the-mill sides interested in this cultured talent.

Sometimes all a team needs is a footballer who can run. A player who can sprint by defences, shatter the offside rule and blast the ball into the net. Dave Keith (dkrfc) is that kind of player, and a host of english and portuguese clubs including Arsenal, Benfica and Sporting Lisbon know just how valuable that can be.

Quick and exciting, Alan Crosby (Allzo) is the kind of player who gets fan on their feet, the question is, which of these lower-league english clubs will get their man?

Some players are just so muscular, and so accurate in the tackle, that they are referred to by managers' as a brick wall. 15 year-old south african Wise Magumbo (Tam3r0wn) is extremely strong and quick for his age, and his tackling precision is unmatched across the country by anyone else in his age group. But will Magumbo still be a resident of that country next month? Who knows?

Bit disrespectful to give him Cuellars nick name.

I dont have a copy of the Record on hand but heres an artists impression

Im sending my Transfer request

I have left RMFC to join Craiglang FC

Massive step down Must have got a big contract.

We love you Papaguy
I just seem to remember last season Cappa being able to talk the talk until we beat his club and then he went in a big huff.