FSM

Final whistle goes, click submit.

He flapped at 1 cross.

FFS.

Starting a thread to specifically slag off our captain after an away victory and another clean sheet in Europe. Poor show. Poor show.

Yet to concede a competitive goal. Moaners gonna moan.

Look Inigo, if Stevie G says that Croatia isn't in Europe then don't fucking argue. FS.

Would be funny if it turns out he's on the same flight as the team.

Thought he had a live scoop, feverishly types up the thread with his sweaty fingers, clicks submit, then clicks refresh, then refresh again, then refresh again, then he puts his head in his hands.

You can tell John is from up north when he refers to Glasgow Airport as The Glasgow Airport.

"Hi, Greg here, just want to update you guys on RM about x, y and z" Next post.... "Yer da's a fucking blue pound robbing grassbag prick". Next post.... *Something about using his position to benefit the Louden, then calling his dad a blue pound robbing grassbag prick again*

There have been many cases over the years which highlight the fact that we never seem to be able to get the best out of players. In fact, in some cases we seem to actually destroy potential and/or make players worse. Not having the fans booing you and slagging you off probably also helps.

To be fair, you couldn't really see the nips in that 3rd photo.

I think Colin may have broken the 'nae nips' rule.

He's probably the only Rangers player I would have had sex with.

You're probably right, but psychologically I think he had already left the club before a ball was kicked that season. He wasn't the only one to be fair.

Have great memories of him, but I'm still slightly embittered about how we threw money at him to see out his contract (turning down a reported 5 million bid from Ajax at the same time), then he downed tools on us that season when we needed him most. Suggestions at the time that he was feigning injury to protect his Chelsea move, but who knows.

The SFA are a bit like your missus. You think everything's going fine and then suddenly out of nowhere they start arguing with you about something you said 5 years ago. You try and argue your case, but ultimately you know it'll probably cost you money to get some peace again.

TLDR. You made it up mate, don't be ashamed to admit it. I still like you.

I just assumed you had made up the whole ticket story to get some sympathy.

I've just checked the register and can confirm that Ejaria is not a member of my church.

Coulibaly He comes from Mali He lived in a chalet Now he's in Glasgow, having a swally Not figured out the tune yet, will get back to you on that one.

I have no hatred for England or the England football team. I just don't want them to win the World Cup because it would make Mark Lawrenson happy, which is unthinkable imo.

You may have misunderstood the meaning of the word 'unpopular'.

I think I might be winning this thread.

To be fair, it's strangely an achievement that people often need to be reminded of. Case in point being me.