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I'd just like to point out that I haven't actually been raped on the canal path. I keep running along it though, in hope...

130 quid for headphones? Get yourself to the rip off thread mate.

I never pay more than about 20 quid for a set of bluetooth headphones, because I tend to go through them fairly quickly (I'm guessing it's the rain or sweat that eventually kills them, despite the waterproof claims) . On my second pair of the Mpow Cheetahs and they're fairly decent quality for the money. Previously bought Betron ones which were ok but not as comfy around the ears.

Went to the supermarket earlier and decided to buy a bottle of Pinot Noir for the first time ever. Have to say, it's not been pleasant, but I'll definitely finish the bottle.

I wear bluetooth heaphones (Mpow Cheetahs) but still take my phone on account of the GPS/Runkeeper tracking. Also handy for taking/making calls obviously, especially if I've just been raped on the canal path.

Aquaman was terrible. Genuinely nodded off twice and both times during key battle scenes. It was just yet another Zack Snyder inspired CGI borefest from DC. What the fuck was it even about? Even Dolph Lundgren looked embarrassed and he's made some of the worst films in history.

You've told this personal trainer story before. You can't even keep track of your lies any longer.

Lars Von Trier is a pretentious bawbag.

Bravo Scotty. Leffe is fucking beautiful, a supreme brew.

Colossal. Alcoholic Anne Hathaway having a life crisis against the backdrop of a giant creature and a giant robot destroying Seoul. Fucking mental but oddly compelling.

Twisted Thistle. Settle the nerves after the 2 attempts on my life earlier.

If you don't like the commentary then turn it off. Can't see why folk get so worked up about it.

I don't think that Gerrard has ever picked a team that I've 100% agreed with.