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By the way, sentences start with capitals. Did neither degree teach you that?

i am surprised that someone with your extensive university qualifications (then again, maybe not) is ignorant of the writing style prelevent in 'stream of consciousness' with its particular rejection of traditional sentence structure and rules.

or in layman's terms this is a fuckin internet site not presentation of a dissertation.

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Some comments don't warrant an intellectual response; your previous post was testament to this.

you mean, like this one, and your former one?

and please, be a little altruistic and have some compassion for the trials of dealing with one poster limited to funny faces and two word or one sentence insights and find another user to respond to.

or wait, just a minute, maybe you can be waste's babe, its really not my cup of tea. and it would mean killing two birds with one stone so to speak.

i believe that he has a pechant for whips and hancuffs so yours will cme in handy.

hey, thanks

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Exactly, it's an internet site, so stop giving us your pish about Uni qualifications.

You're chatting shite, end of.

you will note that your new babe, waste, brought this up, not i.

by the way i believe that marks & spencers are having a sale on leather items this weekend. careful, dont trip on your rush out the door. then again, why not, i believe black and blue is quite a turn on for waste, and we all know how eager you are to please him.

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I'll hazard a guess that you rarely watch Barcelona play?

another one word sentence, how can you deal with the strain such intellectual exercises. oh, i suppose its all that physical practice your getting with waste. care to share any one sentence secrets of his techniques with us.

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another one word sentence, how can you deal with the strain such intellectual exercises. oh, i suppose its all that physical practice your getting with waste. care to share any one sentence secrets of his techniques with us.

One word sentence? I think there are more than that - your arithmetic skills need improving, along with your eyes tested.

And, c'mon baxterbhoy, you can do better than that.

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He may as well stop posting after his "one word sentence" claim.

Fucking 'tard.

you know you two lovebirds really should have a litle more appreciation for my absence since it allows both of you some private time to release all that passion you have for one another.

blueandwhite, why no 'red' on your username or is that restricted to those panties you told me drive waste to such ecstacy. now, waste, don't you be getting angry at your new babe for pm-ing me those bedroom secrets of yours, then again make up sex has always been one of your favs, hasn't it, blueandwhite?

come on, blueandwhite tell me more, cant wait.

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you know you two lovebirds really should have a litle more appreciation for my absence since it allows both of you some private time to release all that passion you have for one another.

blueandwhite, why no 'red' on your username or is that restricted to those panties you told me drive waste to such ecstacy. now, waste, don't you be getting angry at your new babe for pm-ing me those bedroom secrets of yours, then again make up sex has always been one of your favs, hasn't it, blueandwhite?

come on, blueandwhite tell me more, cant wait.

Getting a bit excited old timer?

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Getting a bit excited old timer?

in the viagra universe of today the term 'old timer' is, you should be aware - quite redundant.

and while its true i have 3 boys in there twenties, i also have a five year boy and a 24 year old girlfriend to get excited about.

your relationship with blueandwhite gets me excited strictly in the sense of its contribution to the article i'm writing on cyber sexual deviants.

and since this conversation now bears little resemblance to the OP i think it only fair to others for you and your new babe, blueandwhite, to continue your love in in a private room and pm me the details for my article.

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it is not necessary to ignore barcas domination of the CL because as i have repeatedly said barca like all euro teams when they play british opposition succeed a great deal of the time because of the diabolical prejudice of euro refs toward the british game. look at what that cunt of a ref let those diving pussy swedes away with against us.

there is no question that some euro players and managers will have success in the british game the law of averages dictates this. however, domination by a euro manager has not transpired regardless of the millions at their disposal.

i still remain inconvinced that the current barca team could take the pounding handed out week in week out by the joey bartons of the epl.

This is a matter of opinion and nothing you say is going to convince me and vice versa.

in consideration of your obvious adulation for the barca style of play, i am particularly intrigued and humoured that you have chosen a raking tackle by souness to represent you on your posts rather than slick messi like move and interplay.

dare i say that i think this choice of yours clearly dmonstrates that, at heart, you are a fish and chip man...or should i pass the yogurt, denis?

It is right that you are "humoured" by it, I certainly chose it because of Souness' amusing reaction in the direction of the referee rather than any great love of hatchet men and their style of play. I would not have a gif of just anybody scything down anybody, I have that because it's Souness v Celtic and I appreciate his comedy villainy. My favourite player of all-time is Roberto Baggio, my favourite current player to watch is Messi. Both of them have had to put up with far worse than the likes of Joey Barton and got the better of them.

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you know you two lovebirds really should have a litle more appreciation for my absence since it allows both of you some private time to release all that passion you have for one another.

blueandwhite, why no 'red' on your username or is that restricted to those panties you told me drive waste to such ecstacy. now, waste, don't you be getting angry at your new babe for pm-ing me those bedroom secrets of yours, then again make up sex has always been one of your favs, hasn't it, blueandwhite?

come on, blueandwhite tell me more, cant wait.

:lol:

You are raging.

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. My favourite player of all-time is Roberto Baggio, my favourite current player to watch is Messi. Both of them have had to put up with far worse than the likes of Joey Barton and got the better of them.

as you nibble on your croissant and yogurt perhaps you'd be so kind to inform of us of who that would be?

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as you nibble on your croissant and yogurt perhaps you'd be so kind to inform of us of who that would be?

So, hang on, you're getting all pissy about people making aggressive and/or pithy responses to your posts but you've decided that it's ok for you to start sneering, is that right?

Drop the condescension and I'll recommence discussion with you. Otherwise you're welcome to fuck off (tu)

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This is a matter of opinion and nothing you say is going to convince me and vice versa.

It is right that you are "humoured" by it, I certainly chose it because of Souness' amusing reaction in the direction of the referee rather than any great love of hatchet men and their style of play. I would not have a gif of just anybody scything down anybody.

you will note that souness made contact with the ball long before he made contact with the player. a fuckin great tackle. no foul. furthermore i take umbrage to your reference of a rangers player manager as a hatchet man - which would be a term used by scum for a rangers man..

souness was no fuckin hatchet man he was an enforcer with a fuckin phenomenal shot, creative vision, great passer, great tackler and motivator, and for you to refer to him as such is a fuckin disgrace.

a hatchet man would have gone for a fuckin leg to break, the ball being an incidental.

and not to appreciate such a great tackle on the scum, well, its no wonder you've got yogurt on that croissant when it comes to your appreciation of football.

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you will note that souness made contact with the ball long before he made contact with the player. a fuckin great tackle. no foul. furthermore i take umbrage to your reference of a rangers player manager as a hatchet man - which would be a term used by scum for a rangers man..

souness was no fuckin hatchet man he was an enforcer with a fuckin phenomenal shot, creative vision, great passer, great tackler and motivator, and for you to refer to him as such is a fuckin disgrace.

a hatchet man would have gone for a fuckin leg to break, the ball being an incidental.

and not to appreciate such a great tackle on the scum, well, its no wonder you've got yogurt on that croissant when it comes to your appreciation of football.

Jesus christ you imbecile, I didn't call Souness a hatchet man, I said I chose a gif of THAT tackle not because I like hatchet men (which Graeme Souness was more than capable of being as shown in the clip, even though he wasn't one) but because I like Graeme Souness. I am well aware what kind of player Souness was and have expressed my admiration for his technical ability on this very site many times. You need to brush up on 1) your reading comprehension and 2) your people skills. Speaking of the kinds of terms "scum" would use for a Rangers man, you're sure doing a very good impersonation of one of them. A tim I mean, not a Rangers man.

Here ends our discussion.

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So, hang on, you're getting all pissy about people making aggressive and/or pithy responses to your posts but you've decided that it's ok for you to start sneering, is that right?

Drop the condescension and I'll recommence discussion with you. Otherwise you're welcome to fuck off (tu)

and there i was trying to add a little lightness into the conversation - as opposed to condescension.

what may i ask, along with the inquiry concerning the players of which you speak, is sneering or condescending about croissants and yogurt? remember the sectarian internet plod are out there.

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