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The prophet the be Ally McCoist


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Made this up after seeing Loudern Tavern's banner and posted in its forum, worth a thread of its own? you decide!

Hundreds of years from now, when a bible is all thats left buried beneath the earths dirty ground, found by a child playing with a sophisticated toy, she will pick up the book and know the stories told by the Islams of Allah, the Christians tell the stories of Jesus and then the child will tell to new world how another prophet walked among the people, a prophet who did not do walking way and his followers amassed from all around the world. The church was in Glasgow, a sacred place they called Ibrox stadium. This is where his followers would come to worship his disciples who entertained them for 90 minutes, in this togetherness around 50 thousand would sing songs, they would chant to their prophet and chant the name of any disciple who stood out from the others. The girl would then tell the others about the name, the name that would strike love, hope and courage in to any heart. The name was Ally McCoist and his religion was Glasgow Rangers FC!

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