minstral 5,375 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 The Racehorse OCTOBER 5, 2014 / BILLMCMURDOOnce there was a magnificent racehorse.The racehorse was known throughout the world for being a winner and was the pride of the nation.The racehorse had several owners and trainers, who loved and cherished her. Even her stables, where she had her own race track, were famous and people would flock to them, just to see the racehorse.One of the racehorse’s owners, who had enjoyed much success with her, began to lose interest. His business affairs were not doing so well and he ended up selling the racehorse for a paltry sum.The new owner knew very little about racehorses. He was a gambler and his mounting debts forced him to abandon the racehorse and the stables. By this time the racehorse was in very poor health and it looked like she would have to be put down and her stables sold off.Things were desperate. There were many who loved the racehorse who wanted to help but didn’t have the funds. However, some who claimed to love her and who had the funds, strangely held back and did nothing. Fans of the racehorse across the world were in turmoil at the prospect of never seeing the racehorse again.Then a man from another country appeared.He saw the racehorse as a means to make a quick profit but the minute he entered the world famous stables, he felt a strange sensation. To his own surprise he changed his mind and made a decision, not only to stick around and help the racehorse back to health but to take her to even greater heights of glory.The man was smitten by the racehorse but he was over-eager and others who wanted the racehorse for themselves managed to run him off. However, he had managed to put together a consortium of people who owned and looked after the racehorse. These were wealthy benefactors who shared the man’s vision.Things looked as if they were on the up. The racehorse started racing again and, although a shadow of her former self, she was winning races. The new owners seemed happy with their investment.However, there was another consortium who wanted the racehorse and the stables. They didn’t have the financial clout to buy out the owners so they decided to take a different path.This involved spreading rumours about the owners, starving the racehorse and preventing visitors from going to the stables. Over time they got more desperate and more vicious, especially when many refused to join them in their campaign.The RSPCA were called. They found the perpetrators of this campaign against the racehorse and her stables and asked them: “Why are you abusing the racehorse, starving her and poisoning her water? Don’t you know that this could kill her?”The answer was simple and immediate. “We are doing it because we love her and we want to prise her away from her owners.”Which begs the question, dear reader:What do you love so much you would starve it, beat and flog it, poison and abuse it? Just so you could own it? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Rd 2,860 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 reminds me of another bloggers "the Incubator" Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,814 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 What a load of nonsense.The horse was playing up at the stalls and withdrawn.Good to see wee bill have greens boabie back in his gun again. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
North Rd 2,860 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 What a load of nonsense.The horse was playing up at the stalls and withdrawn.Good to see wee bill have greens boabie back in his gun again.A lotta sexual innuendo going on in that blog Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bawsburst 1,381 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 lolza lolza lolza,http://www.thecoplandroad.org/2014/10/once-there-was-donkey.html Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getstiffed 8,863 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Hmm, stallion or donkey.I know one club that fits the donkey bill, its not Rangers though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bears r us 31,319 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 lolza lolza lolza,http://www.thecoplandroad.org/2014/10/once-there-was-donkey.htmlStrange people on that site B B. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Once there was a Martian.He lived happily on Mars, concerning himself with only Martian matters.Every now and then some fuckwits from Pluto and Uranaus would turn up and pollute Mars with their shite analogies. This was most harmful to the Martian atmosphere.The Martian asked them to please fuck off and take their shite analogies with them.(to be continued...) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluefarm 1,055 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 lolza lolza lolza,http://www.thecoplan...was-donkey.htmlSad days indeed when the same morons continually bitch about fellow Bears for having a different opinion. It always seems to be the same little clique of bitches involved as well. Internet gangsters attacking fellow Bears? Just hope in real life they are as tough, because it will all backfire one day.Sad days indeed. Just a pity the likes of CG and co didn't spend as much time attacking the enemies of all things Rangers. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
govanblue 16,847 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 the likes of CG and co didn't spend as much time attacking ARE the enemies of all things Rangers.- fixed that for you Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topgoalie 637 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Last i heard the said horse was thriving somewhere in a Normandy chateau,infact doing so well it has a couple of companions to keep it company..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam69 27,833 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Then a man from another country appeared.He saw the racehorse as a means to make a quick profit but the minute he entered the world famous stables, he felt a strange sensation. To his own surprise he changed his mind and made a decision, not only to stick around and help the racehorse back to health but to take her to even greater heights of glory.The man was smitten by the racehorse but he was over-eager and others who wanted the racehorse for themselves managed to run him off. However, he had managed to put together a consortium of people who owned and looked after the racehorse. These were wealthy benefactors who shared the man's vision.Rangersitis, aye?What a load of pish! Bill must think we're all buttoned up the back. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Al 55 9,508 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 wrong thread Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 Last i heard the said horse was thriving somewhere in a Normandy chateau,infact doing so well it has a couple of companions to keep it company.....The horse won the Arc on Sunday. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RM Monitor And Standards Officer 112,814 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 The horse won the Arc on Sunday.If anyone we've had near us had the class of treve we my just have done not to bad.If she breeds with Frankel and it works well it may just be the greatest horse ever seen Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topgoalie 637 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Rangersitis, aye?What a load of pish! Bill must think we're all buttoned up the back.Obviously Billy boys head has been turned with his cosy wee chats with Alex Thomson..... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
minstral 5,375 Posted October 7, 2014 Author Share Posted October 7, 2014 If anyone we've had near us had the class of treve we my just have done not to bad.If she breeds with Frankel and it works well it may just be the greatest horse ever seenGood call. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
trueblueal 2,117 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Once there was racehorse. The racehorse owner planned to have it turned to glue once he'd used it until it could no longer run. The racehorse owner knew this would provoke outrage so he hired someone to talk shite in his defence on a daily basis. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 lolza lolza lolza,http://www.thecoplandroad.org/2014/10/once-there-was-donkey.htmlChris is a fucken ass. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Rangersitis, aye?What a load of pish! Bill must think we're all buttoned up the back.Did ye get up for the match or is it later this month,hope it wisnae the hivs match. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam69 27,833 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Did ye get up for the match or is it later this month,hope it wisnae the hivs match.Raith game, Armed Forces day which is a nice bonus.Not far from the Directors box, gonna see if I can grab a chat with Sandy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rfc#1. 1,877 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Raith game, Armed Forces day which is a nice bonus.Not far from the Directors box, gonna see if I can grab a chat with Sandy.Great day to pick.Armed forces day is one of my favourite occasions. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Siam69 27,833 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Great day to pick.Armed forces day is one of my favourite occasions.Yes, my missus will love Armed Forces day, she's not from the UK, so although she has been to Ibrox with me before, she wouldn't have witnessed anything like she will next Sat. Well pleased. Last time she was there we were 0-1 down at half time and sat in the middle of lots of pissed up and pissed off Bears lol, but jig helped us score 5 in the second half. The same scoreline would do.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
topgoalie 637 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Armed forces day.....my fav. game of the year at Ibrox.Was at the Armed Forces weekend in Stirling in the summer..brilliant. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimgers 565 Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 Minging piece of analogy. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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