OlegKuznetsov 10,816 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Luis Suarez, Gary Neville, Paul Scholes, Clive Tyldesley - Quotes of the Year, part I It was the year Luis Suarez ‘lost my balance and hit my face’, Phil Neville talked some nonsense in Brazil and pundits got us in a twist (again)PHIL SHAWMonday 22 December 2014PRINCES OF PUNDITRYI think Villa, like in 1999, as Prince once said, will be too strong for Newcastle.Steve McManamanWenger and Mourinho were acting like a couple of teenage 12-year-olds.John HartsonI’ve got one word for Wenger and Mourinho: grow up.HartsonArsene Wenger and Jose Mourinho clash on the touchlineAston Villa have been out in the bewilderness for a few years.Dwight YorkeNot many players get three cracks of the cherry.Adrian ChilesÖzil did everything right. He just missed the ball.Michael OwenA few expletatives being shouted there.OwenMany of the Iranian players show their Christian names on their shirts.Clive Tyldesley, ITV commentatorIran during the World CupLegia Warsaw fielded an illegitimate player.Mick QuinnYour chest is different to your head.Glenn Hoddle READ MORE: QUOTES OF THE YEAR, PART IIAlexis Sanchez is a little man but he’s a big man.Martin Keown--NEVILLE’S ADVOCATEThe BBC have just made one change for the second half. They’ve taken off Phil Neville and brought on a speak-your-weight machine.Danny Baker on Twitter during the World CupPhil Neville could make “Zip-a-Dee-Doo-Dah” sound like a cancer diagnosis.Frankie BoyleBBC co-commentator and pundit Phil NevilleThe situation’s crying out for Danny Welbeck to break his neck.Phil NevilleSometimes you need the cherry on the cake to unlock a door.Neville--KLOSE TO PERFECTIONIt was always my dream to be up there just once getting the trophy, not having to stand around applauding others.Miroslav Klose on Germany’s World Cup joyWe’re sorry for ourselves and for the people. The pain’s immense, the sadness for life.Javier Mascherano of beaten finalists ArgentinaThere are good calibre players in my team but Messi is from Jupiter.Stephen Keshi, Nigeria coachI lost my balance, making my body unstable and falling on top of my opponent. I hit my face against the player, leaving a small bruise on my cheek and a strong pain in my teeth.Luis Suarez explains why he bit Italy’s Giorgio Chiellini10 of the best Luis Suarez memes1 of 10NextMaybe Louis does have a golden willy.Arjen Robben after Van Gaal’s Netherlands fortuitously beat MexicoA crazy game. We could’ve scored five. Oh right, we did score five.Robin van Persie after the Dutch routed Spain 5-1I want to do things in my community, get out of the public eye, just be normal. You get your 15 minutes of fame, I hear, and I’ve had 14. The clock’s ticking.Tim Howard, United States goalkeeper, on his American cult status post-BrazilTim Howard's Wikipedia page was changed to claim he was the new Secretary of Defence of the USASome players act as if they’ve lost a limb when they get grazed by an opponent. Others spend so much time writhing on the ground it looks as though their jerseys are on fire.Nancy Armour, ‘USA Today’ columnist--DEAD TO THE WORLDI thought it was some of the best football England have played in a competitive game – and definitely in a World Cup – for 10 or 15 years.Gary Neville, England coach... after defeat by ItalyThe England coach said I was a proven Premier League player, but not world-class. So there is the answer.Suarez on Roy Hodgson after scoring twice for Uruguay v EnglandEngland players react after elimination from the World CupFlights to Rio £1,200Enjoying the ambiance £2,000Accommodation £2,000Arriving after elimination – pricelessSign at England’s game against Costa RicaWe go to a World Cup with a centre-forward scoring goals and play him left-wing. In which other country does the centre-forward and best goalscorer play on the left? None of them.Paul Scholes on Hodgson’s use of Wayne RooneyI swear all the time. I played non-league with dockers, whose every other word was a swear word. They didn’t even know they were swearing because they didn’t know any other words.Hodgson after using profanities before an England Euro qualifier Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuckthespl 2,518 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Hartson is a plonker haha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moody Blue Legend 62,081 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Inigo must be up there!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Jela 20,687 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Wenger and Mourinho were acting like a couple of teenage 12-year-olds.John HartsonI’ve got one word for Wenger and Mourinho: grow up.HartsonWow. Just, wow. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B1872 21,182 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 Fartson is as thick as mince! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dickie1963 2,370 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 I like the one about Iranian players having their Christian names on their shirts Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieD 19,321 Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=272774&st=580#entry1062249718 Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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