Luffy 5 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Watched it last night with my girlfriend, rank stinking rotten. I'd be interested to know who wrote it, as in was it a male or a female. I'll bet it was a woman, because the jokes were just lame, and lets be honest, most girls have a very lame sense of humour.Brutal viewing, never ever again. Just to complete my Victor Meldrewesque rant, can I just say that TV in general is rotten. There is not ONE programme on TV that I regularly watch. The news, sky sports news while I drink my coffee, and that's about it.:o i happen to have an excellent sense of humour Tell us a joke then It was a general statement, SOME girls are genuinly funny, but the vast majority are not. That's just a simple fact, if most guys are being honest they would say they find their mates much funnier than their girlfriend.My current girlfriend is the first girl I have ever gone out with that is just about on a par with my mates in terms of making people laugh. Most just aren't funny, how many funny women do you have in stand up, comedy shows, films, etc ?Sorry, it's just a brutal truth Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayebrox 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Watched it last night with my girlfriend, rank stinking rotten. I'd be interested to know who wrote it, as in was it a male or a female. I'll bet it was a woman, because the jokes were just lame, and lets be honest, most girls have a very lame sense of humour.Brutal viewing, never ever again. Just to complete my Victor Meldrewesque rant, can I just say that TV in general is rotten. There is not ONE programme on TV that I regularly watch. The news, sky sports news while I drink my coffee, and that's about it.:o i happen to have an excellent sense of humour Tell us a joke then It was a general statement, SOME girls are genuinly funny, but the vast majority are not. That's just a simple fact, if most guys are being honest they would say they find their mates much funnier than their girlfriend.My current girlfriend is the first girl I have ever gone out with that is just about on a par with my mates in terms of making people laugh. Most just aren't funny, how many funny women do you have in stand up, comedy shows, films, etc ?Sorry, it's just a brutal truth Chin up Even if girls aren't funny, they can compete with guys in:1. Being good in bed2.Looks3. BodyIf you can tick at least a couple of those two boxes, guys won't give a damn if you're funny or not (Funny comes in at no.4 by the way)No 5 is being a nice person. (sick) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luffy 5 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Watched it last night with my girlfriend, rank stinking rotten. I'd be interested to know who wrote it, as in was it a male or a female. I'll bet it was a woman, because the jokes were just lame, and lets be honest, most girls have a very lame sense of humour.Brutal viewing, never ever again. Just to complete my Victor Meldrewesque rant, can I just say that TV in general is rotten. There is not ONE programme on TV that I regularly watch. The news, sky sports news while I drink my coffee, and that's about it.:o i happen to have an excellent sense of humour Tell us a joke then It was a general statement, SOME girls are genuinly funny, but the vast majority are not. That's just a simple fact, if most guys are being honest they would say they find their mates much funnier than their girlfriend.My current girlfriend is the first girl I have ever gone out with that is just about on a par with my mates in terms of making people laugh. Most just aren't funny, how many funny women do you have in stand up, comedy shows, films, etc ?Sorry, it's just a brutal truth Chin up Even if girls aren't funny, they can compete with guys in:1. Being good in bed2.Looks3. BodyIf you can tick at least a couple of those two boxes, guys won't give a damn if you're funny or not (Funny comes in at no.4 by the way)No 5 is being a nice person. (sick) <_< that well cheered me up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayebrox 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Watched it last night with my girlfriend, rank stinking rotten. I'd be interested to know who wrote it, as in was it a male or a female. I'll bet it was a woman, because the jokes were just lame, and lets be honest, most girls have a very lame sense of humour.Brutal viewing, never ever again. Just to complete my Victor Meldrewesque rant, can I just say that TV in general is rotten. There is not ONE programme on TV that I regularly watch. The news, sky sports news while I drink my coffee, and that's about it.:o i happen to have an excellent sense of humour Tell us a joke then It was a general statement, SOME girls are genuinly funny, but the vast majority are not. That's just a simple fact, if most guys are being honest they would say they find their mates much funnier than their girlfriend.My current girlfriend is the first girl I have ever gone out with that is just about on a par with my mates in terms of making people laugh. Most just aren't funny, how many funny women do you have in stand up, comedy shows, films, etc ?Sorry, it's just a brutal truth Chin up Even if girls aren't funny, they can compete with guys in:1. Being good in bed2.Looks3. BodyIf you can tick at least a couple of those two boxes, guys won't give a damn if you're funny or not (Funny comes in at no.4 by the way)No 5 is being a nice person. (sick) <_< that well cheered me up Anytime Out of interest, who would be your ideal guy ?I don't mean, "someone who would whisk me away to Paris.....buy me a pony........stand outside my bedroom window in the rain and sing me a Westlife classic......etc etc"I mean a famous person, a celebrity. Who would be your ideal man ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luffy 5 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Watched it last night with my girlfriend, rank stinking rotten. I'd be interested to know who wrote it, as in was it a male or a female. I'll bet it was a woman, because the jokes were just lame, and lets be honest, most girls have a very lame sense of humour.Brutal viewing, never ever again. Just to complete my Victor Meldrewesque rant, can I just say that TV in general is rotten. There is not ONE programme on TV that I regularly watch. The news, sky sports news while I drink my coffee, and that's about it.:o i happen to have an excellent sense of humour Tell us a joke then It was a general statement, SOME girls are genuinly funny, but the vast majority are not. That's just a simple fact, if most guys are being honest they would say they find their mates much funnier than their girlfriend.My current girlfriend is the first girl I have ever gone out with that is just about on a par with my mates in terms of making people laugh. Most just aren't funny, how many funny women do you have in stand up, comedy shows, films, etc ?Sorry, it's just a brutal truth Chin up Even if girls aren't funny, they can compete with guys in:1. Being good in bed2.Looks3. BodyIf you can tick at least a couple of those two boxes, guys won't give a damn if you're funny or not (Funny comes in at no.4 by the way)No 5 is being a nice person. (sick) <_< that well cheered me up Anytime Out of interest, who would be your ideal guy ?I don't mean, "someone who would whisk me away to Paris.....buy me a pony........stand outside my bedroom window in the rain and sing me a Westlife classic......etc etc"I mean a famous person, a celebrity. Who would be your ideal man ? lol oddly enough probably a comedianhumour is definetly the way to my heart=] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayebrox 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Watched it last night with my girlfriend, rank stinking rotten. I'd be interested to know who wrote it, as in was it a male or a female. I'll bet it was a woman, because the jokes were just lame, and lets be honest, most girls have a very lame sense of humour.Brutal viewing, never ever again. Just to complete my Victor Meldrewesque rant, can I just say that TV in general is rotten. There is not ONE programme on TV that I regularly watch. The news, sky sports news while I drink my coffee, and that's about it.:o i happen to have an excellent sense of humour Tell us a joke then It was a general statement, SOME girls are genuinly funny, but the vast majority are not. That's just a simple fact, if most guys are being honest they would say they find their mates much funnier than their girlfriend.My current girlfriend is the first girl I have ever gone out with that is just about on a par with my mates in terms of making people laugh. Most just aren't funny, how many funny women do you have in stand up, comedy shows, films, etc ?Sorry, it's just a brutal truth Chin up Even if girls aren't funny, they can compete with guys in:1. Being good in bed2.Looks3. BodyIf you can tick at least a couple of those two boxes, guys won't give a damn if you're funny or not (Funny comes in at no.4 by the way)No 5 is being a nice person. (sick) <_< that well cheered me up Anytime Out of interest, who would be your ideal guy ?I don't mean, "someone who would whisk me away to Paris.....buy me a pony........stand outside my bedroom window in the rain and sing me a Westlife classic......etc etc"I mean a famous person, a celebrity. Who would be your ideal man ? lol oddly enough probably a comedianhumour is definetly the way to my heart=] Would you agree with this though. Nice guys aren't the funniest guys. That's what I think anyway. I have a mixture of mates in terms of character, but the funniest out the bunch are the ones with a bit of an edge about them.You say humour is the way to your heart, and I don't doubt that. But for a guy, looks are all important.After a few months, humour and personality do come into it a lot more. I can't stay with a girl for a long period of time just because she is attractive, no matter how good looking. I would be driven crazy if we didn't connect.But initially, for the vast majority of guys, looks is all we look for. Shallow ? Yes.We know you want us to make you laugh, but we do it for a reason, and that reason is physical, not because we want to entertain someone that we think has a nice personality.Are you a nice girl, honestly ? Do you look for nice guys, is that crucial or will you go for the 'bad boy' if he's good looking and makes you laugh ?Most girls I know, when they are being honest, say that being 'too nice' is a massive turn off. I think a balance is important.Describe your ideal man, everything apart from looks/body. Always an interesting question ! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayebrox 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Also, when you say a comedian would be your ideal man, who do you have in mind ? Peter Kay ? I tell you something, if you let him go on top you'd be walking deaths tightrope :o Billy Connolly ? Think of the rash burns <yuck> Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs McCoist 0 Posted January 13, 2007 Author Share Posted January 13, 2007 i go for romantic not funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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