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Sellik's Havin a Rester, While we Party in the Chester

Who's that team they call the rangers, who's that team they all adore, when we win the UEFA cup, it'l shut the sellik up, and we wont hear anit-football any more.

Home made by me ^ :D

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Sellik's Havin a Rester, While we Party in the Chester

Who's that team they call the rangers, who's that team they all adore, when we win the UEFA cup, it'l shut the sellik up, and we wont hear anit-football any more.

Home made by me ^ :D

That's brilliant, I'm gonna sing that one at the pub tomorrow when our RSC meet for the game.

Question: How many Tims does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Answer: None. Tims now refuse to screw in light bulbs. They are upset that Rangers get to screw in light bulbs in Europe.

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Who's that sayin we cant do it, who's that talkin all the pish, we shall win the uefa cup, and shut the bastards up, and we wont hear anti-football any more.

bit of an alteration ;)

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