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16 minutes ago, psb07158 said:

Mon the Kiwis, fuck India 👀

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Reminds me of a story from when I was about 14.

My best friend at the time was a girl whose parents were Hindu Gujaratis. Her oldest sister married a Sikh and they never spoke to her for like two years, you can imagine the type.

Anyway they didn’t particularly like a feringhee hanging about their daughter and quite often if I was going around to their house and she wasn’t in I had to wait outside as she played hockey on a Saturday afternoon. Usually I got a grunt saying wait 10 minutes and had to stand outside waiting for her to come home.

Apart from one day I knocked on the door and her grandfather opened up:

”COME IN! COME AND WATCH THE CRICKET. AUSTRALIA ARE GIVING PAKISTAN THE RUN AROUND. ITS BRILLIANT”.

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1 hour ago, McEwan's Lager said:

😂

Reminds me of a story from when I was about 14.

My best friend at the time was a girl whose parents were Hindu Gujaratis. Her oldest sister married a Sikh and they never spoke to her for like two years, you can imagine the type.

Anyway they didn’t particularly like a feringhee hanging about their daughter and quite often if I was going around to their house and she wasn’t in I had to wait outside as she played hockey on a Saturday afternoon. Usually I got a grunt saying wait 10 minutes and had to stand outside waiting for her to come home.

Apart from one day I knocked on the door and her grandfather opened up:

”COME IN! COME AND WATCH THE CRICKET. AUSTRALIA ARE GIVING PAKISTAN THE RUN AROUND. ITS BRILLIANT”.

1 of my best mates is also of hindu gujarati background and his parents were fucking rinsing me when they pumped us the 1st time we played in the 2017 champions trophy. When we fucked them in the final I took a train from Reading to Arsenal in north London to go to their house and gloat, they couldn't hack it 😂😂😂

I hate India as much as I hate celtic (in sporting terms, i must stress). It's in my DNA. Grew up getting up early for test series in Pakistan beating them in tests, going absolutely mental when getting Tendulkar out etc 

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57 minutes ago, psb07158 said:

1 of my best mates is also of hindu gujarati background and his parents were fucking rinsing me when they pumped us the 1st time we played in the 2017 champions trophy. When we fucked them in the final I took a train from Reading to Arsenal in north London to go to their house and gloat, they couldn't hack it 😂😂😂

I hate India as much as I hate celtic (in sporting terms, i must stress). It's in my DNA. Grew up getting up early for test series in Pakistan beating them in tests, going absolutely mental when getting Tendulkar out etc 

Tendulkar is probably my favourite cricketer of all time.

Lucky enough to see him twice, including one ODI where he hit 150+.

Alongside never seeing Brian Laudrup and Paolo Maldini play, my all time sporting regret is never seeing him in a test match.

 

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7 hours ago, psb07158 said:

1 of my best mates is also of hindu gujarati background and his parents were fucking rinsing me when they pumped us the 1st time we played in the 2017 champions trophy. When we fucked them in the final I took a train from Reading to Arsenal in north London to go to their house and gloat, they couldn't hack it 😂😂😂

I hate India as much as I hate celtic (in sporting terms, i must stress). It's in my DNA. Grew up getting up early for test series in Pakistan beating them in tests, going absolutely mental when getting Tendulkar out etc 

I’m like that with Australia, first time going to ashes in Australia we won 3-1 , since then it’s been 9-0 to Australia and not been great going with a few Aussie mates. 

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