eejay the dj 31,964 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Just now, plumbGER said: Mate, you need to get yourself down here, the woman coppers down here are all wee crackers, actually aquainted myself with one a few years back I'm afraid I wouldn't fancy Jennifer Lopez with a Fuck pig vest on mate ? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 24 minutes ago, eejay the dj said: I'm afraid I wouldn't fancy Jennifer Lopez with a Fuck pig vest on mate ? As much as i don't like the coppers, there's something i like about seeing a wee hottie in the uniform When my house got burgled the one that came up was top notch. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,430 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 15 minutes ago, plumbGER said: As much as i don't like the coppers, there's something i like about seeing a wee hottie in the uniform When my house got burgled the one that came up was top notch. They musta sent all the pretty ones to plumbGER. I only see wee fat arses around here. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Soprano 13,964 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 Griffiths's behaviour will bite him on the arse one day. Be it a lunatic running on the park or somecunt mwi on a night out. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, Mr Soprano said: Griffiths's behaviour will bite him on the arse one day. Be it a lunatic running on the park or somecunt mwi on a night out. That's the thing but, on a night out where he could easily be got at, he'll no open his mouth to anyone, he's a wee fucking spastic coward Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz52 11,837 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 If Griffiths wasn't decent at football, he'd 100% be in the beast wing in Saughton selling his arse for shower gels Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 13 minutes ago, scottyscott1963 said: They musta sent all the pretty ones to plumbGER. I only see wee fat arses around here. It's the fresh air down here, we are all blessed in the looks department, just a pity my paper round was so bloody tough Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,430 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 4 minutes ago, plumbGER said: It's the fresh air down here, we are all blessed in the looks department, just a pity my paper round was so bloody tough Gies a break plumbGER as I delivered milk in the morning and papers at night while I was at primary school Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
plumbGER 24,518 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 5 minutes ago, scottyscott1963 said: Gies a break plumbGER as I delivered milk in the morning and papers at night while I was at primary school The milk was far too early for me, i needed my beauty sleep after the paper run Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottyscott1963 18,430 Posted July 18, 2017 Share Posted July 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, plumbGER said: The milk was far too early for me, i needed my beauty sleep after the paper run You got to be a milk boy when you turned 10 and I stared in 1961. One of the worst winters in history. But!!! I always had money for 5 wullie woodbine. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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