Alpha Kenny Wun

Read the full name. Put it together. You're a spastic.

I detest the emasculation of men in the West while we are flocked by men who are from masculine cultures. This is intentional. Here he is on TV with has fake fur coat, make-up, and hand bag. Encouraging other "men". To dress like this. Not Propaganda. Again, intentional. Wee lassies fancy him, which means wee guys want to be like him - so float him about like a Eddie Eizzard to influence them.

Diouf was a blue nose, shame he was shite on grand scale. Dado was someone who could be held as a gers man and brilliant servant to the club in recent memory. Diouf, below average.

I know there is a boxing topic, but I felt the guy who was an olimpic gold medalist, undisputed heavyweight champion of the world in the golden generation of heavyweight boxing, the guy who beat Ali so bad he was pissing blood for several weeks & handed a prime Ali his first loss, deserved his own thread. As a huge fan of boxing & Smokin Joe Fraziers, I am gutted that he has passed, him & Gatti were two of my all time favourtie fighters, both are gone. Joe will live forever though, because he made his mark on history as one of the greatest heavyweights of all time. Despite the greatest rivalry in heavyweight boxing history & all the bad blood between Joe & Ali, Muhammed Ali had this to say about his greatest advisory:

Jizz my friend, jizz, & lots of it. When I hugged people we needed warm water & a crow bar to separate us.

Isn't that a sign that he was the prodigy of 2005? Possibly being signed up to three of biggest food-ball chains in the world, only for them to discover he was surplus to requirements, with him ending up at the company with very respectably, the 5th best donnar kabbas known to man? You're brother missed out on some quality wrecked food.

The only problem with male vs female fights is the odds are shite, stuck £760 on some 6'1, (guessing) 13+ stone guy vs 5'4 9 stone burd at 1-7, guy was standing there letting his opponent strike him, was raging, "Only takes one clean shot to knock you out, get your fuckin hands up!" It was cool though, guy finished with a sweet counter left hook, was very smooth, I think the women was outmatched. Ref jumped in and stopped it before it went too far & took the victor on a glorious lap of Strathclyde, think they disqualified him though, cause they took his belt off him before putting him in the pent house.

One of the best nights ever! Wasn't at the game, but couldn't talk the next day from screaming my lungs out in celebration, when Beasley scored the third I think it was the only time in my life (apart from Lovenkrands goal in El Madrigal) where I randomly jizzed in my pants, was almost embarrassing too cause I was in pub, but after a few pints you are more than happy to display your body fluids in a moment of pure jubilation.

A gang bang "I'm gonnae smash that cunt!" "Fuckin Poof!" "Shagger has been on fire today" "He is consistent" "Perfect form" "Pass, Pass, Pass....Fuck sake!"

I have a hard time deciding what I would rather see, a jam tarts win or a fan running on to the pitch an knocking Lemmons yellow teeth out his head.

Aye, cause Jelavic has been consistently pish for 3 seasons.

Aye, he said "Laugh out loud" with a stone wall face, a was like "there should at least be a courtesy smiley after that if yer no actually laughing. He's well gettin smashed wae a brick."

Name him! I remember when a taig I was childhood friends with worked at Ibrox, came up to me & said: Him: "Awright mate, no seen yae in ages". Me: "Awright ma man, fuck you dain working here?" Him: "Got assigned here" Me: "Though tims though the SFA were aw against them?" Him: They ure, but got tae dae ma joob, lol" Me: "Haha, fair doos m8" 2 weeks later I smashed his heed in wae a brick.

Fleck makes Wylde look like Quaresma in his Porto days.