Eck the bear

Cheers mate, could you delete the thread, it's pointless, seeing as it's already on.

You just posted it again, fair enough old news but try some new jokes.

I never said a word. Hitler's missus there, blabbing the pillow talk, a danger to national security.

WHY DON'T THEY LET YOU EDIT THE TITLE? FFS.

http://www.bbc.co.uk...w-west-30053692

We can do a cheap, three word response...............SOOK MA BOABY.

It's the SFA, UEFA & FIFA they have to convince.

That's a lot of wages fur a poager.

There is a new breed of spoiled wee lassie type fans that moan like fuck about everything at matches, if I was a player I would tell them to fuck off, i'm fed up hearing abuse for our players and manager at matches. YOU ARE NO FUCKING HELP AT ALL

Ma missus knows more than you and she knows fuck all.

WATP GERINTRREM

I'm signed up for all league and cup games at Ibrox and priority for semi's & Finals so I should be a definite.

When the media start calling it a David and Goliath situation, we'll remind the cunts that Goliath got his arse handed to him. I take it that mob will be sending tickets back, after all they are always saying we're not the same club, no attraction for them really.

My Wife was watching a programme about serial killer John Wayne Gacy and it was talking about books that may have influenced his lifestyle,she paused and showed me one of the books " My gay life" by Jock Stein. My nephew just put this joke up on facebook. A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "Well, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis? The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Then dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle with that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her arse in it".

Who wouldn't?

someone once posted pictures of a pig, chalk and a canoe on a football forum, it took me ages to work out what the person was saying, the soap dodgers never picked up on it at all until she said say the thee words quickly. Load of shite I know.

It's all about Rangers for me, so I voted no. The reformation, freedom from the tyranny of Rome, victory in 1690 etc is important to me but it is separate issues for me.

The comments only go to prove that Rangers are still the number one club in Scotland, how bad would it be if we were just treated as insignificant by being ignored? No one likes, we don't care, it seems that it's not true for all of us.As for the mob that frequent the midden in the east end, they can't even say a simple phrase like, ice cream and jelly correctly, maybe it's because they were brought up with shite wi' sugar on it, or as they would say, sugar & shite.

The apology is proof that it is not the views of the club, just one tosser, if you read the Livingston manager's welcome and the empathy for our club and fans it is complete opposite of what the other guy said. The programme editor shouldn't have allowed the offending article to go in the programme though.

Is he good enough for the step up though?

You can't argue with an idiot, he'll only drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

The stay away fans will be back when things are good again, they are using boardroom stuff as an excuse, fair weather friends they are called.

A guy told me he was at the 1976 SCSF against Motherwell, Motherwell leading 2-0 at half time, the guy decided to climb the railings between the Rangers end and the enclosure facing the main stand, where the Well fans were housed, so that he could go and get a pie & bovril because they never had those facilities in the terraces in those days. He had got to the top of the fence and a Well fan looked up in horror and shouted, "HERE THEY COME", panic ensued and a big gap opened up because the Well fans had bolted.

Excellent

Freedom of choice. Davie Hay - Legend naw wait I mean Davie Hay - Bellend