FSM

Like the old saying goes, people who drink in tim slophouses shouldn't throw barrel scraping accusations around.

We both know that's where you'll be tomorrow to watch both games, with your tim pals.

Paisley scum sticking together now. One of them drinks in the place and the other affectionately calls it 'The Wellie'. Aye, very good, pair a' slugs.

Not the same chalkboard. The chalkboard outside clearly has no frame. The chalkboard in your picture has a thick frame at the bottom (or might even be a wooden ledge, but either way it's not the same). Prosecution rests, OP drinks in a tim boozer.

So you shat it then. Disappointed tbh, thought you were fearless.

Name them then.

Name them or you're clearly scared of them.

I'm genuinely embarrassed to think that someone might stumble across the site for the first time and this is the first thread they might see.

Yes, so 48 hours after a Thursday night game would take you to Saturday night around 10pm, which would mean Sunday at 12pm would be the earliest we could kick off.

The tarriers can play at Murrayfield.

Isn't it against the rules to not have a minimum 48 hours rest between games?

Due to other life commitments I generally make it to about half the home games each season, so it's never made economical sense to get a season ticket, and it's always been fairly easy to pick up tickets for most home games. However, if that's no longer going to be the case then I might just bite the bullet and get a season ticket.

When I'm at home I always wear my black socks with red tops. Don't even take them off during sex.

All these ST holders are making it difficult for part timers like myself to get tickets.

I'm more of a savoury man, like it a bit salty with a faint aroma of anchovy.

If you put your nose up to the screen, you can actually catch a faint whiff of her gusset.

Here's a better one. And this one looks like it might appeal to @Sandro420

Pure council estate filth.

This is why I'd never reveal my true identity on here, just in case I ever become a tabloid celebrity and they decide to publish my forum posts.

I would actually like to thank the media for bringing this story to our attention. The fact she's a filthy Rangers supporting bigot has now made me considerably stiffer.

Ooft. She can have a toot on my flute any time.

Last couple of games I haven't managed to park at my usual spot, had to go further west. I knew I shouldn't have posted my secret spot on here....

Not yet.