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When I leave my work I'll get a few handshakes and the proceeds of an office whip round (about 23 quid, from a staff count of 50). I wouldn't then expect a round of applause if I popped back in a few months later. Fuck off Kenny.

I've always been fairly consistent in my opinion of Novo though, if you can be arsed checking back through all the Novo threads. Even as a player he irritated me with all his gesturing and cringey patter to ingratiate himself with the fans. I watched him do a half time draw at a game recently and after answering the usual tedious qiestions that all ex players get about how much he loved playing at Rangers, he suddenly shouted out "Rangers fans is ze best in ze fucking world!" or something equally as cringey, to rapturous applause. John Greig or Richard Gough wouldn't be swearing in front of kids and women.

Novo irritates me. Can't help it.

Novo is undoubtedly a 'nice guy', but his reputation as a Rangers player seems to grow larger with each passing year. He was bang average on a good day.

Stopped reading after 'Rangers legend'.

Crazy golf at Braehead, or ten pin bowling. It's his day out too remember.

The 5-0 mauling of Sturm Graz was a pretty special night that always sticks in my mind. We were fucking awesome that night and I remember leaving Ibrox genuinely believing we had a chance of winning the Champions League that season.

That's enough now mate.

You don't get alligators in Africa.

I can't believe we're still droning on about the Rogic foul. Even if a foul had been given, they'd have scored at another stage of the game. We got beat because we were dogshite on the day, nothing more.

I love how I'm quite happily dishing out contact lense knowledge like a boss, then some wankpurse tricks me into the Bears' Den with a mention.

Age didn't stop you remembering all the other cunts in your list though.

Can he speak any English yet?

A wee bird told me about it. Wee fat bird.

I have to ask......where exactly do you buy replacement legs for ironing boards?

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What about singing songs? Maybe they could agree to take turn about, bears can give it laldy with the Billy Boys and then the tarriers can give it a bit of Ooh Ah Up The Ra, then the bears take over again with The Famine Song, and the tarriers finish off with a rendition of Glasgow celtic IRA.

CD Amnesty Imagine telling a busload of tarriers that they can't listen to their songs of hate because there's a few bears coming on the bus.

I'm heading east tomorrow to watch the game with my old man. Might see if there's any tarriers round my way that would like a lift to Parkhead. "Heal the world, make it a better place,......."

To be fair, it's hard to argue with a lot of what Dave has said. Some of the comments on here are beyond the pale, especially that munter of a comment by @big blue Fin

I'm just trying to offer practical solutions to the problem mate, as opposed to sitting about having a wee whinge on the internet.

If you build it, they will come.....

There's room down at the Copland end. Having it near the club shop would also be a good idea.

People don't park on the stadium grounds on matchdays. I'm not talking about the Albion car park.

We're only talking about some metal rail fencing like the type they use to barrier off roadworks, not a Trump style Mexican border wall. One entry/exit and a couple of stewards.