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One of my favourite players. Just wish his final ball was a bit better a bit more often.

Here's a map of all the mobile masts in the area. The closest one on Govan Road is a Vodafone mast, which is probably you were getting a decent signal on your work phone. Just a case of not enough masts and too many phones trying to connect at the same time.

I've got a dual sim phone. 1 sim is O2 (personal) and the other is EE (work). Neither work at Ibrox, ever.

He just means his mobile data (4G etc). He needs to stop calling it wifi though, because it's not wifi and he's now causing confusion in the thread.

I'm glad the OP was finally unbanned after all these years. Raising the thread quality bar for the rest of us.

Bet you checked the cancellation policy first though

Andy wins all the prizes for effort, but sadly he just doesn't have the ability. I like the guy, and I feel he's been unfairly singled out for abuse at times, but he'll never be better than average.

Nobody likes a smart arse mate.

And they need to charge more than 35 quid per ticket to justify the 'discounted' prices to ST holders. I certainly won't be paying 40 quid for a ticket, and I'm not sure many others will either.

Asking the Vienna fans what it's like to play in the Bundesliga.

I love it when foreign opposition supporters come on for a wee chat. Do we have anyone on here who can go visit the Vienna forum and do the same? "Hello from Glasgow". Redwhiteandblue would be my choice.

It's true though. There's a time and place for playing out from the back, and sometimes you just need to give it a big hoof.

I remember how annoyed we all got that Warburton always insisted on playing out from the back. "Just fucking punt it up the park Wes!!!!" But it's ok now that Stevie suggests it.

Williamson is the Nicky Campbell of RM.

Here is the article in question. It doesn't mention anything about Ryan Kent's shirt sash being the wrong way round though, so that mystery remains unsolved.

Look mate, just stop questioning stuff.

The Curious Case of Ryan Kent's Shirt.

We were allowed to advertise a gambling company on the front but not an energy company on the back?

Looks like a prototype/template shirt that had 32Red printed in a hurry.

2nd last player. Giving him one of those cuddles where you don't actually get too close in case you get covered in their sweat

Spot on.

My old man referred to him at least twice as Anthony Worrall. "Naw dad, it's Joe Worrall, you're thinking of the fat cheese thief".

In a way I'm glad they scored, because it forced us to go attack them in the second half and look what happened.

This guy jumping about like he's got Asperger's is my favourite.

Ally McMoistfanny.