FSM

I still don't understand why we don't just set it up in a section of the car park. Temporary fencing. Loads of room.

We can have a fan zone, but just not on council land. I might be missing the point here, but we have plenty of land that we actually own that could be used for this.

I was going to make the point about how his market value will have increased, but then I remembered it was Scotland. Good luck to him anyway, he deserves it.

They could stick some fencing up.

They should let him come out the tunnel like a boxer, silk robe and playing his own theme tune.

I'm sure that this has been asked and answered before, but why do the club want the fan zone to be located on the football pitch as opposed to somewhere on the stadium grounds? I notice the rotund boot made this point in her letter.

I'm now expecting a text from my old man every single day asking the same question "you manage to get us tickets yet?" No matter how many times I tell him they're not on sale yet, he'll just keep texting. He text me today, 10 mins after the draw was made.

@Inigo

I always imagined Sasa turning up for training wearing a donkey jacket, holding a piece box and a thermos.

The only remaining New Pioneer.

You were watching multiple games simultaneously?

I want them to go through, for logical reasons.

What a crowd. Guy's only having a bit of harmless fun FFS.

Rangers fans will be easy to spot, as they'll be the ones wrecking the toilets.

I'll be in the Director's box, hopefully next to Rod Stewart

I think that Morelos is just one of those players who will always struggle for consistency.

Hope he grabs his chance and doesn't do an Albertz.

Right at the point he scored, Tony Vidmar was worth more than Roberto Carlos.

For the last week I've been under the impression that I would be able to see the game on Thursday as I have a hospital appointment that day and so had arranged to work from home. "Lucky coincidence" I thought. Only just realised today that my appointment is on fucking Wednesday. Fanny.

I'd be quite happy for Judith Ralston to peg me. I'd probably give the peg a sook afterwards if she insisted.

To be fair, it's quite an interesting news story, and probably the biggest Scottish news story of the day.

In years to come it's going to come out that he's some kind of Carlos Kaiser character.

Im still waiting for the picture of his fuck machine.

Today?

Never goes near the place. Is he even a bear ffs?