35 Yard Dangerman

Holy fuck man. Make it stop.

Badum Tsh.

Woooah there! That wiznae me with that drivel!

That last sentence. Ya bam.

Overdosed on all things Polish today and ended up throwing two perfectly good cans of Mr Sheen out in the process.

I cheered him warming up, coming on the lot. I want my kids to aspire to be just like him.

Yes I think we do. Heaven forbid any of those two get injured.

Squad player. I want us to sign a new striker to genuinely compete for a place.

Point.

Have to say, aye, been dropping in here more than normal. Which I've always thought was an unhealthy amount of time on here anyway even when its chronic. Nothing wrong with a right good moan about shit as soon as something even slightly goes wrong though. Those of us who moan like fuck care just as much as the posters who are always reasonably calm about things. We all need each other to balance the mad shit out. Love it.

Eh, aye, great laugh 👏

I'll no fuck it next time.

Drunkenly tried to sign up for Denmark with him at the last minute 😂 Told me to give him more of a heads up next time. Sound cunt.

Have to say, only thing I thought he had at Hibs was pace but for some reason I was watching him closely. There was a few good goals but most of his final balls were suspect I think. Anyway, all the best, hope you take us all by surprise.

Hope you are right 👍

I would be fairly surprised if any PL teams ever actually make any concrete offers for Morelos or Tav tbh.

Don't know how to quote two posts at once or I would have 😂

Strangely crying at this shite joke 😂

This has caught me off guard 😂

He looks like he's masterbating whilst filming that.

Here all week bud.

There may be a chink of truth in this story. All depends on what was being served up to Alfredo. It's doing my noodle in anyway. Hopefully someone can deliver some answers.

The McBurnie transfer.

Alfwedo Mowewos.

If I was a footballer being offered ridiculous money I would be over there in a heartbeat. Widnae even run it past her n the weans first, just boom, first flight available, back in a few year troops bearing some proper gifts for you's.