5*RFC

Play like this every week and strengthen wisely in January and we'll be on the right path.

Rotten fans. They still live in the early 80's. Stinking bunch of loud, ugly, fat, ginger, toothless sheep fucking tramps the lot of them! They have had their few years of "success" and now we're back to turn them into the usual relegation fodder that they truly are.

Now this will be an entirely different game to Wednesday. Hearts need brought down a peg or 2. They were talking about being light years ahead of us and calling themselves "The Famous" Absolute garbage club with severe wee man syndrome. We're gonna fuck them at our place and leave them trailing forever in our shadow just like they are used to. Rangers 2 Edinburgh Diddies 0

He's still adapting whilst picking up a big weekly wage. Our signings have worked out mostly dreadful in 2016.

Hope it's a long and miserable trip home for these sheep pounders. Good 3 points that was!

I expect, no I fucking demand a different Rangers tomorrow. The players and manager know the fans are utterly pissed off and at our wits end. They are paid well, have an excellent training facility and play for the greatest club in the world. Man up you bunch of prima donnas! Rangers 2 Sheep Pounders 0

That frontline has clusterfuck written all over it. They won't pass to each other and will get in each other's way. McKay will be brushed off the ball often and won't put any decent crosses in. Think the rest is quite good actually. Got to try something different.

They will learn from this.............again.

Bring these Mongos on! I sense a pumping

Good enough team and subs. Let's get behind them and roar us on to victory! Do this Rangers.

Will be interesting to see if it's an actual sell out. They announce these sell outs every home game but fans complain of there being hundreds of empty seats. Only show in town so like all the other diddies,it'll probably be genuinely packed. We're gonna thump them tonight.

Really hope the team gives you a great night to celebrate mate!

What's this "The Famous" line they describe themselves as? Famous for what exactly? Can't wait till the real Famous tear them a new arsehole tonight!

Feeling more and more confident and got a good feeling about this based on fuck all. I just picture the players celebrating in front of the Bears with huge smiles on their faces and another 3 points in the bag. We begin cementing 2nd place tonight. Fuck the Hearts!

Fuck sake sorry guys. I clearly need more sleep!

You what? We play Aberdeen once and Hearts twice. Ain't that a possible 9 points?

If that unlikely scenario happens, then Warburton should leave immediately. Get a boost from the new manager effect in time for the tims game. Bare minimum of 7/9 points required. We are Rangers, we're not Aberdeen or Hearts. Expectations should always remain high!

We get all the home draws, the filth get all the easy draws. Either way, we'll fuck Motherwell.

Love the big mongo. He loves planting his nut through the ball no matter what poor fucker is in the way. Didn't think I'd say it, but a must start when fit. Loves a crack at goal too.

ALWAYS in our shadow.

Pearler from that lunatic asylum of a forum: "Lets do it 5-0...end them" I think the asbestos at that pink hellhole has rotted what's left of his brain. Must be absolutely shite supporting Hearts. Boring, pointless, eye bleeding bunch of tramps! 2-0 the Gers

Give the big man a chance and see what he's got. If he can rattle the net every week then its a good start. He's certainly a better player than Garner. Also still young, whereas Garner is pushing 30.

One of my favourite players as a young bear. Ran riot at the piggery on that brilliant day in May 1999

Hearts are an utterly dreadful team. Their squad try and brute force everything with a bunch of mongos that feel no pain when they run through people. Slaughter this pish Rangers

These Partick gimps look like the old wrestling games on N64 where you went to create a wrestler and selected randomize.