Just had a phone call re. the ownership of the club....

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

It seems I own the driver, the 3-wood, the putter and irons 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9.

However, I'm told that I have no legal right to the sand wedge.

I'm now left wondering who the owner of this club could be??

Could it be this guy Ellis?

Have a nice April 1st.

[opportunityknox 1]

Interesting. Is he the only show in town?

[AlCapone 7,678]

If I was near you I'd club ya, The jokes are really going Dunhill

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

Interesting. Is he the only show in town?

He could be the bogey man.

Which is par for the course.

[Zulu 981]

Must be Canadian humour.

[AlCapone 7,678]

Interesting. Is he the only show in town?

He could be the bogey man.

Which is par for the course.

He could be our St Andrew

[*Manticore* 1,893]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

[boss 1,941]

Interesting. Is he the only show in town?

He's the only iron in the fire.

But I think there's a fairway to go in this story.

[Guest therabbitt]

(Something witty about grass being greener)

[DietofWorms 2,063]

Stop going on about it, its out of bounds.Unless you've got any Links to the real story that is ..... i'm away for a cup of tee.

[boss 1,941]

Stop going on about it, its out of bounds.Unless you've got any Links to the real story that is ..... i'm away for a cup of tee.

Lock this thread or Els the puns will continue.

[AlCapone 7,678]

Stop going on about it, its out of bounds.Unless you've got any Links to the real story that is ..... i'm away for a cup of tee.

Lock this thread or Els the puns will continue.

Easy Tiger

[AlCapone 7,678]

Is he putting in all the money or we all being asked to ' chip in'?

[william2408 0]

Thats made me rough

[DietofWorms 2,063]

The thought of a new owner gives me wood.

[boss 1,941]

Is he putting in all the money or we all being asked to ' chip in'?

He's the main Player.

[Right_To_Censor 1,951]

If I was near you I'd club ya, The jokes are really going Dunhill

i must admit, thats a rough joke so fairway to ya laddy.

[sonOwilliam 0]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

[sonOwilliam 0]

I would say he's a club sandwich.

[Boab 73]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

Calm down.

[sonOwilliam 0]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

Calm down.

I am calm.

[AlCapone 7,678]

Is he putting in all the money or we all being asked to ' chip in'?

He's the main Player.

Yeah but its a long shot

[AlCapone 7,678]

Must be Canadian humour.

Canadian humour is no laughing matter (to paraphrase Mark Twain).

Mark Twain is from the Mississippi area of USA which is far away from Canada, hes NOT Canadian.

Yeah its a fair Drive

[CanadianBacon 2,088]

Given the date (April 1st) I thought most would have recognised that I was just 'caddying' on.

Maybe Admin could 'pin' this one.

Unfortunately I don't have any 'links' to include.

(Cries of "Fooooooour!)

[boss 1,941]

Yeah but its a long shot

Not if we're all Singh-ing from the same hymn sheet.