lochinver-bear 2 Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 A little boy sits on Santa's lap. Santa says "I bet I knowwhat you want for Christmas," and with his finger he taps theboys nose with every letter he spells "T-O-Y-S". The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enoughtoys." Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with everyletter, "C-A-N-D-Y." Again the little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I haveall kinds of candy." "Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose,"P-U-S-S-Y, and don't tell me you don't have any because Ican smell it on your finger!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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lochinver-bear 2 Posted December 25, 2006 Author Share Posted December 25, 2006 fruitcake recipe 1 cup water 1 cup of sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts 1 gallon whiskey Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares. Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest TheQueensXI Posted December 25, 2006 Share Posted December 25, 2006 fruitcake recipe 1 cup water 1 cup of sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts 1 gallon whiskey Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer. Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something, Who cares. Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again. Go to bed. Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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