Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 So what's your prob hen, rag week, broke a nail.Your my problem.. Your a taig.. Show me your avatar lifting the cup.. You've broke a nail Gay Man.. And you're PMT'd cause you had a sex change.. So you could give yon green teethed.. orange haired.. ugly taig one.. A shag Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Your my problem.. Your a taig.. Show me your avatar lifting the cup.. You've broke a nail Gay Man.. And you're PMT'd cause you had a sex change.. So you could give yon green teethed.. orange haired.. ugly taig one.. A shagOps.. Meant to say.. Chef shags Tickey Pickey Manager Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
will_1974 204 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Ops.. Meant to say.. Chef shags Tickey Pickey Manager Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 This place needs a clearout. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef 436 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 teabear sounds feisty, can wee keep this one please, so knows me Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybear 258 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 50 Shades of Green and Grey.Declan appeared in the doorway, beads of sweat dripping down his pasty forehead and on to his 2005/06 Celtic home shirt. "That f****n lifts knackurt again. Sooner we get oot these flats the better. That's twice this week ah've hud tae come up aw they f****n stairs wi a load a' this copper piping me an' John Paul robbed fae that auld h** school!""Aye", croaked Bernadette, resplendent in her Larsson King of Kings t-shirt and purple velour jog pants. "Ah'm pyoor sick a' trailing they seven weans up and doon they stairs an aw! Wee Mary Theresa puked up her Greggs sausage roll earlier efter gettin' tae the 12th flair! Anyhow nevermind that, her, wee Declan, Jinky, Henrik and Josephine are in the bed, Martin's away tae get me fags and Erin's oot trying tae score so we've got peace. 'Mere an' get me pumped!", she demanded, loosening her hair from the greasy scrape back ponytail it had been in for three days. "Ah've shaved ma pie n everyhin!""Might as well. Canny watch the telly efter that orange basturt up the stair caught us stealing his Sky." said Declan, as he lifted his green and off white hooped shirt to reveal a scrawny set of ribs, three stab wounds and a tattooed portrait of Pope John Paul II. Bernadette forced the stained velour jog pants over her somewhat oversized hips. "Huv yoo nae scants oan?" quizzed Declan. "Aye", screeched Bernadette, " Ah've goat a thong oan - ye just cannae see it for ma belly". With that the sweaty pair embraced and launched themselves on their purple leather DFS sofa, upon which all payments had been defaulted. "Ye can pit it up ma digger if ye want" remarked Bernadette. "Any mair weans and we'll struggle tae make the giro stretch tae a full week's chicken nuggets in Farmfoods." The mere mention of anal sex brought back all of those terrible memories for Declan. He lashed out and caught Bernadette with a right hook and began to reach for a nearby length of liberated copper piping...To be continued. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
will_1974 204 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 This place needs a clearout. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,404 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 [/quoteYou think very carefully before you post.. Check my picture.. Fecking dont go there with me.. SeriouslyWould't dare think of going anywhere with you.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Bet I get blocked.. But I don't care.. I'm the only female on this site.. And the Chef does shag the Mhanky Mob Manager.. WATP.. Who don't shag Tickey Pickeys Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 50 Shades of Green and Grey.Declan appeared in the doorway, beads of sweat dripping down his pasty forehead and on to his 2005/06 Celtic home shirt. "That f****n lifts knackurt again. Sooner we get oot these flats the better. That's twice this week ah've hud tae come up aw they f****n stairs wi a load a' this copper piping me an' John Paul robbed fae that auld h** school!""Aye", croaked Bernadette, resplendent in her Larsson King of Kings t-shirt and purple velour jog pants. "Ah'm pyoor sick a' trailing they seven weans up and doon they stairs an aw! Wee Mary Theresa puked up her Greggs sausage roll earlier efter gettin' tae the 12th flair! Anyhow nevermind that, her, wee Declan, Jinky, Henrik and Josephine are in the bed, Martin's away tae get me fags and Erin's oot trying tae score so we've got peace. 'Mere an' get me pumped!", she demanded, loosening her hair from the greasy scrape back ponytail it had been in for three days. "Ah've shaved ma pie n everyhin!""Might as well. Canny watch the telly efter that orange basturt up the stair caught us stealing his Sky." said Declan, as he lifted his green and off white hooped shirt to reveal a scrawny set of ribs, three stab wounds and a tattooed portrait of Pope John Paul II. Bernadette forced the stained velour jog pants over her somewhat oversized hips. "Huv yoo nae scants oan?" quizzed Declan. "Aye", screeched Bernadette, " Ah've goat a thong oan - ye just cannae see it for ma belly". With that the sweaty pair embraced and launched themselves on their purple leather DFS sofa, upon which all payments had been defaulted. "Ye can pit it up ma digger if ye want" remarked Bernadette. "Any mair weans and we'll struggle tae make the giro stretch tae a full week's chicken nuggets in Farmfoods." The mere mention of anal sex brought back all of those terrible memories for Declan. He lashed out and caught Bernadette with a right hook and began to reach for a nearby length of liberated copper piping...To be continued.You havent read the book Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
will_1974 204 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Bet I get blocked.. But I don't care.. I'm the only female on this site.. And the Chef does shag the Mhanky Mob Manager.. WATP.. Who don't shag Tickey Pickeys The chef , chill out Teebear Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 teabear sounds feisty, can wee keep this one please, so knows meFeck off ya manky mob taig.. You sound like Doncaster.. Can we keep this one/team.. Feck aff.. Rangers and Teebear are off to division 3.. And your watching your unwashed team with ugly green teeth play against the sheep shaggers.. Fucking idiot.. If your lucky sheep might be desperate enough to give you one.. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 The chef , chill out TeebearNo.. He's a fucking Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef 436 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Bet I get blocked.. But I don't care.. I'm the only female on this site.. And the Chef does shag the Mhanky Mob Manager.. WATP.. Who don't shag Tickey Pickeys I imagine you being a sweaty wee thing, all hot and bothered like yer shameful clubs manager waiting on a parcel fae postman pat. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 The chef , chill out TeebearWell shag him then.. No ones gives a shit.. We just want to go to the games next season.. Enjoy shagging yon Chef Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu43rigger 327 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 This thread is priceless, it's nothing a dam good shagging wouldn't fix Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 I imagine you being a sweaty wee thing, all hot and bothered like yer shameful clubs manager waiting on a parcel fae postman pat.I imagine you being a fake chef whose food is fit to kill.. Literally.. Feck aff taig Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubblybear 258 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 :2gunsfiring_v1: :lol: it must be love ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 This thread is priceless, it's nothing a dam good shagging wouldn't fixChefs dumped green teethed ugly tickey pickey manager.. Now chefs out of the closet.. Get in there and shag Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 :2gunsfiring_v1: :lol: it must be love !Oh fuck.. A female on RM.. Did they pay you Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritchieshearercaldow 22,404 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 This thread is priceless, it's nothing a dam good shagging wouldn't fixWhit!!! shag a taig!!!!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef 436 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Chefs dumped green teethed ugly tickey pickey manager.. Now chefs out of the closet.. Get in there and shag If your female in a feminine way which I highly doubt you'd fancy the pants off oh me your only human Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bombaybadboy08 15,660 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Whit!!! shag a taig!!!!! chef's no a taig! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef 436 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teebear 120 Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 If your female in a feminine way which I highly doubt you'd fancy the pants off oh me your only humanIn your fucking dreams ya NL lover bhoy.. Feck aff Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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