thebooler 4,509 Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 Well, this thread didnae half flee aff topic.................................... Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Pretty Thing 8 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Love this, who takes the pish out of the other guy wins, could we get this as a sticky please! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwhiteandblue 3,330 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 No Glaswegian who lives with someone just now in sheepland.......................my sperm is worth a fortune up here.................never been in a ewe and free of contaminationNever been in a ewe?No denial of a ram? (or whatever the fuck a male sheep is called) Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Never been in a ewe?No denial of a ram? (or whatever the fuck a male sheep is called)[/quoteAlways leave the door open for someone to get back to me Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Well, this hand didnae half flee aff ma knob.................................. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Williamson. 84,034 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 well you can stick yer handshake up your arse you old cunt ahaha Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I did 7 years ago.I did 8 months ago - now ma liver grumbles every mornin and ma pish smells worse than ma shiteDae ye think I should cut doon on the solids? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I did 8 months ago - now ma liver grumbles every mornin and ma pish smells worse than ma shiteDae ye think I should cut doon on the solids?Ma pish smells worse than ma shite :lol: Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebooler 4,509 Posted August 2, 2012 Author Share Posted August 2, 2012 Ma burd smells worse than ma shite Poor show. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ger for life 199 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 What about the late 50 year olds We'll just have to make the effort to turn up on time! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleshers Haugh 48 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Kind of done this at The Rangers v Milan legends game, was sitting beside a guy and his daughter, he was 78 yo and hadnt been to a game in over 10 years. Said he just felt too old for it although still contributed to the club buy buying his 2 grandsons season tickets every year. Guy was full of knowledge and told me a lot of stuff I didn't know regarding players from before my generation and stories from seasons long past that arent spoke much of now.I'm no sping chicken myself but I have to say I really enjoyed meeting/speaking to the old gent, his daughter thanked me and my mate for chatting to him and said he mentioned when we went to get some food at HT that he was having a "wonderful night". Thier not all grumpy old men, he's probably forgot more about the Gers than I'll ever know, great guy!!!Anyhow,great story eh Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Kind of done this at The Rangers v Milan legends game, was sitting beside a guy and his daughter, he was 78 yo and hadnt been to a game in over 10 years. Said he just felt too old for it although still contributed to the club buy buying his 2 grandsons season tickets every year. Guy was full of knowledge and told me a lot of stuff I didn't know regarding players from before my generation and stories from seasons long past that arent spoke much of now.I'm no sping chicken myself but I have to say I really enjoyed meeting/speaking to the old gent, his daughter thanked me and my mate for chatting to him and said he mentioned when we went to get some food at HT that he was having a "wonderful night". Thier not all grumpy old men, he's probably forgot more about the Gers than I'll ever know, great guy!!!Anyhow,great story eh Pics of the daughter? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fleshers Haugh 48 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Pics of the daughter?Forgot to add mate,I tried an up skirt shot of his daughter and the old cunt kicked me down the stairs, old bastard!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TravelingWilBEARy 4,319 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.Homer Simpson Loyal. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so that it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.Homer Simpson Loyal.Ye can have ma smelly pish any time But yetr no gettin the steam aff it Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jose 5 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 It wasn't an assumption. It was stance taken based on my confidence that someone who spells paid "payed" would struggle to "rip me apart" on an internet forum.Also, seeing as the advice is being dished out, you might want to consider bringing your spelling and grammar up to lower secondary school standard before declaring that you will rip someone apart.What a total feckin asshole you are. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albertz123 598 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 I'm a dirty tarrier, please ban me. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Any pubs near Waverley station down in Edinburgh for meeting at 1 and looking for a few pints before getting choo choo.There's a bar in Waverley itself, saves ye having to leave the station.Being a Glaswegian it's just a little village in out eyes.Embra is bigger than Weegieville these days.Still shite though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedrosHeroes 26 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 There's a bar in Waverley itself, saves ye having to leave the station.Embra is bigger than Weegieville these days.Still shite though.The Nor Loch it's called Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WVB 2,560 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 The Nor Loch it's calledFuck knows.......yer probably right. Its always been there anyway. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PedrosHeroes 26 Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Fuck knows.......yer probably right. Its always been there anyway.It's in the wee area of the station between Burger King and Whistlestop Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I did 8 months ago - now ma liver grumbles every mornin and ma pish smells worse than ma shiteDae ye think I should cut doon on the solids?You should take up masturbation that will help Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edmiston Drive 3,846 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 We'll just have to make the effort to turn up on time! Punctuality has always been one of my strong points Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Forever 179 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I kind of did this at the last home game of the season. An old guy was walking past the burger vans and we got talking, and after asking where I was from (Fife) he said that he had played against Raith Rovers many times. So I ask him what team he played for, thinking it was another of the Fife teams. His response - "I played for Rangers for 10 years". Lo and behold, I had just spent 20 minutes chatting to Johnny Hubbard.Just goes to show, talk to the auld yins, you never know who you'll end up meeting. Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carsons Dog 9,878 Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 You should take up masturbation that will helpDid it work for you? Quote Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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